2019 Game Thread Starters

[Forgotmyoldlogin]

My bad. I completely forgot. ☹️

[squally1313]

No sign of forgotmyoldlogin, so cl smooth and squally would be the next two, if one of you wants to take a shot.

If they lose tonight I can definitely give it a shot tomorrow, but if there’s a win or CL wants to go, I might ask to get pushed back a few days...heading to Nashville for a bachelor party, and I’ve found my last few weekends much better just ignoring the cubs.

[Sammy Sofa]

Nah, we just keep going from where the list ended up, so Ding Dong is up again.

[SouthSideRyan]

On the other hand, Ding Dong is 1-5 on the year so horsefeathers him.

[Sammy Sofa]

Don't listen to him, DDJ:

 

[TMan92]

I got skipped? Mojo, am I the Daniel Descalso of Game Thread Starters? Put me on the IL for some made up injury. Like our bullpen guys.

[PackLandVA]

So here's the deal. I'm next to start a game thread (after a nice run by Donger). But I'm gonna be out of pocket after tomorrow for a while. So rather than start a game thread and not be able to follow it up with another after they put an a$$ whoopin' on the Reds...or hope they lose tomorrow so as to not be obliged, I will raffle off the honors with all proceeds going to my favorite charity. Or Derwood can just go.

 

Plus, my throwing shoulder is inflamed.

[Sammy Sofa]

Thanks for the heads up. Derwood, start your damn anti-game thread game thread.

[cubscott34]

First World Problems: My thread starter record this year is actually 7-4 Sofa, not 4-3.

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Hmmm, shouldn't it be 6-3?

 

I see a 2-1 stretch, 1-1, and 3-1. Am I missing some others?

[squally1313]

Hahaha Sofa, who clearly hates this team and appears at various points to hate pretty much the rest of us, doing god's work in keeping things running for 5.5 months, getting called out for minor statistical inaccuracies.

[Sammy Sofa]

[Sammy Sofa]

In case soccer10k makes good on his pledge to not show up for the next few games, here's the order of the backup starters:

 

philosophizer75

weis21

Brian707

[soccer10k]

In case soccer10k makes good on his pledge to not show up for the next few games, here's the order of the backup starters:

 

philosophizer75

weis21

Brian707

 

I’ll get one up.

[Brian707]

In case soccer10k makes good on his pledge to not show up for the next few games, here's the order of the backup starters:

 

philosophizer75

weis21

Brian707

 

 

philosophizer75

weis21

 

Not here yet, so I can get one going

[Sammy Sofa]

Next 3 technically on the chopping block:

 

Bryant's Disco Ball (0-1)

JudasIscariotTheBird (3-4)

jersey cubs fan (4-3)

[Sammy Sofa]

UMFan83 stepped up to start the thread that witness the Cubs' division chances get flushed down the toilet. Whoever wants to go next, hey, go nuts. Technically it's Bryant's Crystal Ball, but it's up for grabs.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

UMFan83 stepped up to start the thread that witness the Cubs' division chances get flushed down the toilet. Whoever wants to go next, hey, go nuts. Technically it's Bryant's Crystal Ball, but it's up for grabs.

 

Is there actually somebody named Bryant's Crystal Ball?

 

It can't be me. I don't start game threads except for that one time when everyone forgot and I put the wrong date because I just copied and pasted.

[Sammy Sofa]

I toss people into the list if they spot start in case they want to go again. If you don't want to, then JudasIscariotTheBird is up, with jersey on deck.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I toss people into the list if they spot start in case they want to go again. If you don't want to, then JudasIscariotTheBird is up, with jersey on deck.

[Sammy Sofa]

jersey, it's technically your go. Enjoy the pain.

[Sammy Sofa]

THE DEATH SPIRAL CONTINUES.

 

Cubswin11, it's all on you.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Get it back to me. I'll turn this season around.

[Sammy Sofa]

The death row backlog is as follows:

 

TMan92 (0-2)

SouthSideRyan (4-3)

Banedon (4-2)

[Sammy Sofa]

One of you clods get it going, dammit.