9/11 best team in division (chacin) @ cubs (_|_) 705 wgn

[Cubswin11]

Happ never ceases to amaze with his magical ability to swing and miss repeatedly at pitches right over the plate.

From the belt up he has a major hole regardless of pitch or velo.

[TruffleShuffle]

i don't really know why you'd pitch to caratini there. quintana hits like my grandmother and happ has been woeful since the ASB.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

horsefeathers Eloy.

[minnesotacubsfan]

is this the Q we always dreamed of

[Schwarber Fan]

Q looks fantastic.

[UMFan83]

i don't really know why you'd pitch to caratini there. quintana hits like my grandmother and happ has been woeful since the ASB.

 

I was looking yesterday, I think there are at least 4-5 hitters on the Cubs with a lower wRC+ since the ASB but that probably says more about the rest of the Cubs sucking than anything else

[Derwood]

Caratini’s hit shows why it’s stupid to play the infield in in the second inning

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Go horsefeathers yourself.

[Derwood]

Holy horsefeathers what a catch

[wilmot_mike]

WTP

[soccer10k]

That’s probably a triple if it goes under his glove.

[Schwarber Fan]

Good to see KB drive a ball

[squally1313]

I can't believe these asshats are running out the worst possible version of Javy at short and are still within one game of us.

[chibears55]

Ian Happ says hello.

 

My happiest part of this Cubs season is when we trade Happ, Russell and Almora for a few bags of balls.

Almora yes, I’d take used balls for but keep Happ and Russell if they can’t bring back anything.

I wonder if Almora and Happ kept them from considering Cain last offseason

[Sammy Sofa]

Y'know, if Bryant wants to avoid things like that happening, he should really hit more dongs.

 

Keep posting, Duke.

[chibears55]

If history is any indication, this will be Quintana’s toughest inning. If he gets through it we probably win

I think it more the 4th and 5th inning that gets him

[TMan92]

If history is any indication, this will be Quintana’s toughest inning. If he gets through it we probably win

I think it more the 4th and 5th inning that gets him

 

Third time through. Starting to nibble. Should have gotten that strike

[Cubswin11]

Figure it out Q

[soccer10k]

Here we go again.

[UMFan83]

If history is any indication, this will be Quintana’s toughest inning. If he gets through it we probably win

I think it more the 4th and 5th inning that gets him

 

I was more thinking the inning after the Cubs score but it sounds like tonight it’s the second time through the order that kills him

[TMan92]

is this the Q we always dreamed of

 

Spoke too soon.

[minnesotacubsfan]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

 

comon Q

[chibears55]

Yep... here we go

 

This gonna be another disastrous Quintana inning

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Throw strikes.

[Sammy Sofa]

Watch these asshats score a bunch with a single swing, while the Cubs have to claw and scratch and pray for mistakes for every single horsefeathering run.