8/15 Brewers (Guerra) at Cubs (Hendricks) 1:20 p.m. WGN/MLBN

[jersey cubs fan]

you nerds not only know the names of chess players, but have favorites?

 

You don’t remember when everyone made fun of me for abandoning plans to watch the US Chess Championships in St. Louis because of the Ferguson protests?

I can't be expected to remember all of the scenarios under which we have made fun of you

[badger]

what's the strike zone map on that last pitch.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

when your team walks albert almora twice in a game

 

not only are these the first two walks of albert almora's career, they represented the first (and second) three-ball counts he's ever seen.

 

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[Hairyducked Idiot]

you nerds not only know the names of chess players, but have favorites?

 

You don’t remember when everyone made fun of me for abandoning plans to watch the US Chess Championships in St. Louis because of the Ferguson protests?

I can't be expected to remember all of the scenarios under which we have made fun of you

 

The insane memory for stuff like that is the best part of this place.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

when your team walks albert almora twice in a game

 

not only are these the first two walks of albert almora's career, they represented the first (and second) three-ball counts he's ever seen.

 

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...the last two pages have me concerned that you are some alt-universe version of me.

[jersey cubs fan]

 

You don’t remember when everyone made fun of me for abandoning plans to watch the US Chess Championships in St. Louis because of the Ferguson protests?

I can't be expected to remember all of the scenarios under which we have made fun of you

 

The insane memory for stuff like that is the best part of this place.

I remember nothing, just beep bopping and scatting all over

[stitchface]

Local Board Nerd:

 

Have Javy's pitches per PA gone up? Seems like it but was curious. While still not walking much, he seems to foul more pitches off.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Calling a Bote Dong

[imb]

heyward shocked that he made somewhat hard contact

[stitchface]

Braun is out? Did something happen to him?

chest injury

[stitchface]

you nerds not only know the names of chess players, but have favorites?

 

demented and sad, but social

[ConstableRabbit]

Braun is out? Did something happen to him?

chest injury

When your line of affliction-style t-shirts are too tight.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Braun is out? Did something happen to him?

chest injury

When your line of affliction-style t-shirts are too tight.

I swear, instead of the "how dare you gif" I made in reply to the "nerds knowing chess players" comment, I was going to say I needed to do something to cancel out all the Affliction t-shirts I wear, but didn't want to broach a douchy subject.

[Brian]

I don't think the Brewers are adhering to the Joe Maddon school of managing down 5+, by making a pitching change in that situation

[Brian]

really would have liked Kyle to get through 7, hopefully Carl can clean this up

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Come on, Carl.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

let's not throw this one away, losers

[Cubswin11]

Figure it out Carl

[PosterToBeNamedLater]

I have nothing to back this up, but I feel like innings are always bad when Dempster joins the booth.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathers off, carl

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Get him out!

[Brian]

there's no way the guy we've been making fun of all day will do anything here

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Not Wilson. I'm going to go Kato.

[NotSoSober]

Great job by Edwards and it will be only be fitting Shaw does something huge here after being mocked all day

[minnesotacubsfan]

ohhhhhh good. Wilson.