2018 Dong Derby

[Thurman Merman]

It's the home run derby. Cheat all you want if it means more majestic dongs.

[minnesotacubsfan]

screw you Harper. stay in DC where you'll never win a WS ever

[NotSoSober]

Schwarbs and Baez looked to be the first players there to congratulate the future Cub

[minnesotacubsfan]

wait wait wait I take that back

[Brian]

Schwarber and Baez first to congratulate

[Transmogrified Tiger]

lollll at him ignoring olney

[Cubswin11]

It was nice to let Bryce have one more moment in Washington

[17 Seconds]

that happened last year too. kind of lame.

[ScrubMD]

That was awesome.

[Schwarber Fan]

The high point of Harper’s Nationals career.

[ScrubMD]

Quit whining about the rules you goobers. Just enjoy that entire round of dong majesty.

[PackLandVA]

Are the Cubs still in first place???

[Old Style]

Good for him. That's about all the Nats fans will get to celebrate this season. And Harper will look great hitting in the middle of the Cubs lineup next season.

[bukie]

Are the Cubs still in first place???

What is wrong with you?

[UMFan83]

Quit whining about the rules you goobers. Just enjoy that entire round of dong majesty.

 

My boy schwarbs deserved better. He got screwed out of the All star game and got screwed out of the HR Derby

 

I’m only half serious. It was a fun derby anyways. Just feel stupid getting this emotionally invested in a contest only to see that it was rigged for Harper

[Andy]

Well, if a Cub couldn't win it that was pretty cool

[TMan92]

Cheaters never win unless it’s a HR Derby

 

It is baseball.

 

The guy is a horsefeathering loser. I hope the Cubs don’t waste their money.

[UMFan83]

Hopefully Harper gets the same treatment when he’s hosting again at Wrigley in a few years.

[Regular Show]

That was a good HR Derby. We can't complain. Bryce is becoming friends with the entire Cubs roster. He's signing here in the off-season.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

That stinks.

[PackLandVA]

Are the Cubs still in first place???

What is wrong with you?

 

Nothing at all. You might want to relax a bit. It’s a thread about a gimmick HR contest and you’re questioning a couple of my posts. Seriously?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Cheaters never win unless it’s a HR Derby

 

It is baseball.

 

The guy is a horsefeathering loser. I hope the Cubs don’t waste their money.

 

This is quite the hill to die on.

[Splendid Splinter]

That rule is dumb imo. I want to see as many pitches and as many dongs as possible.

[bukie]

Are the Cubs still in first place???

What is wrong with you?

 

Nothing at all. You might want to relax a bit. It’s a thread about a gimmick HR contest and you’re questioning a couple of my posts. Seriously?

You failed to read the room as badly as I've ever seen. Twice.

 

But go ahead and whine about the Cubs offense again like a lunatic if it makes you feel better.

[MPrior]

I'm a little sad to say that after that interview, I don't really...LIKE Bryce Harper. He seems a little like he's a bit full of himself, takes himself too seriously - not sure he'd fit in super well with the loose vibe of the current players.

 

That said, I still obviously WANT him on the Cubs. I just wish I liked him better.