Cubs (Lester) @ Cardinals (Wacha) - 7:05 PM CT - ESPN

[David]

538 now has us and the Cardinals with the same percentage for the division. Can't wait for more oppo single approaches tomorrow.

 

they were cheap as hell this offseason and they're already better than us again

you are honestly insane

 

what the hell is wrong with most of you jesus horsefeathering christ

 

anybody who wants to bet against the cubs winning this division, i will gladly take your action at even money with no limit. pm me please.

[David]

this team just horsefeathering sucks

seriously were you always like this? i dont remember you always being like this but i'm not sure.

[David]

After they won it all, I thought losing a game in May would never hurt again.

 

 

yeah well it looked like we were still loaded after the ws. 18 months later and there's mediocrity everywhere

 

mediocrity everywhere = 3 wins from a world series and a month of above .500 baseball

[David]

But also horsefeathers Luke Farrell in his horsefeathering goat ass

 

this is cool and right

[Regular Show]

How I feels right now:

 

[r_mack]

After they won it all, I thought losing a game in May would never hurt again.

 

 

yeah well it looked like we were still loaded after the ws. 18 months later and there's mediocrity everywhere

 

mediocrity everywhere = 3 wins from a world series and a month of above .500 baseball

The pitching carries them. The young position players they banked on just arent good enough

[17 Seconds]

After they won it all, I thought losing a game in May would never hurt again.

 

 

yeah well it looked like we were still loaded after the ws. 18 months later and there's mediocrity everywhere

 

mediocrity everywhere = 3 wins from a world series and a month of above .500 baseball

 

i don't know man, it seems like they quickly went from awesome to pretty good to now average. it is starting to feel like we bet on the wrong guys.

[David]

See you guys in 2024.

this is way more tongue in cheek than the rest of these loons (aka mainly dextermorgan) but i still wanna ding you for it

[17 Seconds]

this team just horsefeathering sucks

seriously were you always like this? i dont remember you always being like this but i'm not sure.

 

i just was not ready for the cubs to be this depressing this year

[Aaron_Kennelly]

See you guys in 2024.

this is way more tongue in cheek than the rest of these loons (aka mainly dextermorgan) but i still wanna ding you for it

 

Ding me. Another L isn't going to hurt me now.

[David]

honestly no idea how some of you guys manage to frustrate me more in this thread than tha tinsanely frustrating game did

[17 Seconds]

honestly no idea how some of you guys manage to frustrate me more in this thread than tha tinsanely frustrating game did

 

it hurts you because part of you is scared it's all true

[David]

ill stop ranting against the rants now. carry on.

 

that said, jamfan is insane and even more insane if he ever expects me to make a real response to one of his posts

[David]

honestly no idea how some of you guys manage to frustrate me more in this thread than tha tinsanely frustrating game did

 

it hurts you because part of you is scared it's all true

 

even if it were somehow true it'd just be because baseball is stupid.

[17 Seconds]

ill stop ranting against the rants now. carry on.

 

that said, jamfan is insane and even more insane if he ever expects me to make a real response to one of his posts

 

really the problem is i have really bad ocd problems with sports and also i am a bratty child when it comes to sports (and life)

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I didn't see the game but I assume from the line score that it was ugly. Sellers at the deadline?

[Sammys Boombox]

Looks like I made the right decision not watching this one too

[Derwood]

I went to bed after the eighth inning, so this ending basically never happened in my world

[Bull]

ill stop ranting against the rants now. carry on.

 

that said, jamfan is insane and even more insane if he ever expects me to make a real response to one of his posts

Ways to get David to notice you.

1. Express complete garbage opinions.

2. Make clever robot joke.

3. Have awesome sparkley sig.

[Hawk4Hall]

I keep telling myself "It's only May".

 

Let get these dumb losses out of the way early.

[Omar]

[Flames24Rulz]

I went to bed after the eighth inning, so this ending basically never happened in my world

 

I turned it off after the top of the 9th and feel exactly the same.

[Omar]

I took a nap when the game started and woke up in the 11th

[Agony and Ivy]

538 now has us and the Cardinals with the same percentage for the division. Can't wait for more oppo single approaches tomorrow.

 

they were cheap as hell this offseason and they're already better than us again

you are honestly insane

 

what the hell is wrong with most of you jesus horsefeathering christ

 

anybody who wants to bet against the cubs winning this division, i will gladly take your action at even money with no limit. pm me please.

 

The Cubs will still win the division no question but boy is it cathartic to laugh at the on field [expletive] that has gone on during the games in the game thread.

[The SABR Gamer]

this team just horsefeathering sucks

seriously were you always like this? i dont remember you always being like this but i'm not sure.

 

i just was not ready for the cubs to be this depressing this year

 

 

Yikes, I need to remind myself that maybe (hopefully) these are just game thread panic posts, and not serious opinions.