4/13/18 Cubs (Darvish) vs Braves (Sanchez) 1:20 PM CDT NBCSC/MLBN

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Albies should stop getting haircuts on game day.

 

back story: someone I used to work with who claimed he played football at Iowa (he didn't) said the reason so many helmets pop off in games is because guys get haircuts on game day so their helmets don't fit right.

[Sammy Sofa]

Guys, guys, come on...it's not crazy when a team only puts up 3 baserunners against Anibal Sanchez in...

 

*Squints*

 

...2018.

[Agony and Ivy]

This team horsefeathering sucks right now.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I sure hope we can score today.

 

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

stupid team is going to ruin BB before I get a chance to use this so here goes

 

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

stupid team is going to ruin BB before I get a chance to use this so here goes

 

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[Schwarber Fan]

Welp, go get em tomorrow.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

why did I wait 6 months to be excited to watch baseball, there is so much sad in baseball

[17 Seconds]

i actually thought they'd be a great team this year

[ScrubMD]

Cobs can eat my ass

[Aaron_Kennelly]

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[Ding Dong Johnson]

I'm going home

 

[17 Seconds]

nice pitch [expletive]

[Banedon]

[Old Style]

[Agony and Ivy]

Let’s find some actual efficient pitchers at some point in the future.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I want my Cubs back. I want my game threads back. Please tell me......how many GIFS are enough? How big does this pile of GIFS have to be?

[Andy]

What the mother horsefeathers is this

[Sammy Sofa]

[Bryants Disco Ball]

The interesting part of this slow start is how soft the schedule mostly has been.

[Sammy Sofa]

I want my Cubs back. I want my game threads back. Please tell me......how many GIFS are enough? How big does this pile of GIFS have to be?

 

http://www.breakingbadgifs.com/gifs/gifs/walter-white-jr/breaking-bad-gif-walter-white-jr-3614112.gif

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I want my Cubs back. I want my game threads back. Please tell me......how many GIFS are enough? How big does this pile of GIFS have to be?

 

http://www.breakingbadgifs.com/gifs/gifs/jesse-pinkman/breaking-bad-gif-jesse-pinkman-35128.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

The interesting part of this slow start is how soft the schedule mostly has been.

 

I agree, if "interesting" is code for "terrifying."

[Sammy Sofa]

The 2018 Braves are clowning the 2018 Cubs.

 

Let that sink in.

[Andy]

For God's sake, we can't score off Anibal Sanchez and Darvish can't keep from throwing 100 pitches in 5 innings against Freddie and the Freemanaires