4/13/18 Cubs (Darvish) vs Braves (Sanchez) 1:20 PM CDT NBCSC/MLBN

[Sammy Sofa]

wait have you never heard of dansby swanson before

 

It's me, so of course not. He's probably a top #10 prospect or something, but whatever; here's how much another team's boring-ass prospect means to me:

 

[17 Seconds]

AHAHAHAH! And he's followed up by "Dansby Swanson!" Alright, you got us, Braves.

 

this is the most you post ever

[javy knows my name]

wait have you never heard of dansby swanson before

 

It's me, so of course not. He's probably a top #10 prospect or something, but whatever; here's how much another team's boring-ass prospect means to me:

 

 

[Sammy Sofa]

HEY, YU:

 

DBAA.

 

[Agony and Ivy]

Yu Arrieta

[Cubswin11]

Damn it Willson catch that ball better

[Sammy Sofa]

This game is already almost half an hour in. Yu're killing us.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Stupid soft contact

[Sammy Sofa]

Da horsefeathers was Schwarber looking for.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

This game is already almost half an hour in. Yu're killing us.

 

[Brian]

was pitch 1 to Javy has high as gameday makes it look?

[Aaron_Kennelly]

The Cubs' offense:

 

[javy knows my name]

can we stop being bad soon

[Agony and Ivy]

I’m about to go all schwarber fan and assume we let Anibal resurrect his career for one April afternoon

[Schwarber Fan]

Is this 2008 Anibal Sanchez??

[Schwarber Fan]

TIMING WIN^

[Sammy Sofa]

I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

Woke up today to see Yu versus Anabel horsefeathering Sanchez. Then this nonsense is happening.

[Sammy Sofa]

was pitch 1 to Javy has high as gameday makes it look?

 

Let's ask it:

 

[17 Seconds]

I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.

 

we still have a bryzzwill

[Cubswin11]

I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.

Benintendi was the guy we apparently liked the most in that draft and it seemed like he was going to make it to us then the Sox got him 2 picks ahead and we took Happ. Overall that’s been a very solid draft so far. I think 4-6 of the top 15 guys have already made MLB.

Edited April 13, 2018 by Cubswin11

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

The Cubs' offense:

 

[Sammy Sofa]

I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.

Benintendi was the guy we apparently like the most in that draft and it seemed like he was going to make it to us then the Sox got him 2 picks ahead and we took Happ. Overall that’s been a very solid draft so far. I think 4-6 of the top 15 guys have already made MLB.

 

My dude, I am not seriously slamming the Cubs' draft because I have no horsefeathering clue who they drafted. I'm just venting until the suckage is done.

 

[Cubswin11]

I guess I care about Dansby Swanson now (besides his stupid name) in that I immediately wish the Cubs had him instead of this hot dog package of turds.

Benintendi was the guy we apparently like the most in that draft and it seemed like he was going to make it to us then the Sox got him 2 picks ahead and we took Happ. Overall that’s been a very solid draft so far. I think 4-6 of the top 15 guys have already made MLB.

 

My dude, I am not seriously slamming the Cubs' draft because I have no horsefeathering clue who they drafted. I'm just venting until the suckage is done.

 

 

Oh I know, just was letting you know what that draft was all about and seemed relevant with the Dansby Swanson talk

[Sammy Sofa]

Hey, I like this Yu! Stick around, homie.