4/6 cobs (kyle) @ vb (banedon) @ 7:10 on nbcsc+

[Ding Dong Johnson]

what's better than vaunted? that's what these guys have achieved. they are showing some doofus how real men shower tonight

 

 

 

mega cubs are back and outscoring their opponents by an average of 8 runs per game over their last 1 game. expect that number to improve as they work toward scoring more than a hundred million billion in Milwaukee this weekend.

 

if they lose, they are all dead to me.

[Jaxbro]

Win turds.

 

But alas the VBs now have their rally cry. REMEMBER THE KNEBEL!!!!

 

Underachievers only punched out 9 times last night, so that will multiply by 1.5 according to the Jesse Rogers K scale

[Banedon]

Good news...I'm a terrible pitcher.

[Cubswin11]

I'd like to see a lineup of the below tonight

 

Zobrist RF

Russell SS

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Willy C

Schwarber LF

Javy 2B

Heyward CF

[Transmogrified Tiger]

I'd like to see a lineup of the below tonight

 

Zobrist RF

Russell SS

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Willy C

Schwarber LF

Javy 2B

Heyward CF

 

I am happy and enthusiastic in support of Zobrist and Russell's revival, and also not at all interested in either of them getting any additional PAs at the expense of Bryant/Rizzo/Contreras (maybe Schwarber too).

[Cubfanintheknow]

what's better than vaunted? that's what these guys have achieved. they are showing some doofus how real men shower tonight

 

 

 

mega cubs are back and outscoring their opponents by an average of 8 runs per game over their last 1 game. expect that number to improve as they work toward scoring more than a hundred million billion in Milwaukee this weekend.

 

if they lose, they are all dead to me.

 

I nominate this post for “Most Disturbing GIF in a Non-Rant Thread” year-end award.

[David]

I'd like to see a lineup of the below tonight

 

Zobrist RF

Russell SS

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Willy C

Schwarber LF

Javy 2B

Heyward CF

 

I am happy and enthusiastic in support of Zobrist and Russell's revival, and also not at all interested in either of them getting any additional PAs at the expense of Bryant/Rizzo/Contreras (maybe Schwarber too).

 

yeah, i'd go with

 

Zobrist RF

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Contreras C

Schwarber LF

Russell SS

Heyward CF

Baez 2B

[Agony and Ivy]

Win turds.

 

But alas the VBs now have their rally cry. REMEMBER THE KNEBEL!!!!

 

Underachievers only punched out 9 times last night, so that will multiply by 1.5 according to the Jesse Rogers K scale

 

I stopped following him last year but I decided to check in on his twitter. Holy horsefeathers that [expletive] wrote a book?

[Cubswin11]

I'd like to see a lineup of the below tonight

 

Zobrist RF

Russell SS

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Willy C

Schwarber LF

Javy 2B

Heyward CF

 

I am happy and enthusiastic in support of Zobrist and Russell's revival, and also not at all interested in either of them getting any additional PAs at the expense of Bryant/Rizzo/Contreras (maybe Schwarber too).

 

yeah, i'd go with

 

Zobrist RF

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Contreras C

Schwarber LF

Russell SS

Heyward CF

Baez 2B

That’s fine too, the old school/meatball in me wants to see Bryant/Rizzo 3-4. It’s not the case but just seems Bryant doesn’t get enough RBI chances hitting 2nd.

[Cubswin11]

[Sammy Sofa]

[The_Achiever]

Wat's a woodruff?

[PackLandVA]

How much wood could a Woodruff ruff if a Woodruff could ruff wood? That’s the real question!

[javy knows my name]

 

1. Dongs

2. Dongs

3. Dongs

4. Dongs

5. Dongs

6. Dongs

7. ...Dongs?

8. Dongs

9. Change-dongs

[Andy]

I'd like to see a lineup of the below tonight

 

Zobrist RF

Russell SS

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Willy C

Schwarber LF

Javy 2B

Heyward CF

 

I am happy and enthusiastic in support of Zobrist and Russell's revival, and also not at all interested in either of them getting any additional PAs at the expense of Bryant/Rizzo/Contreras (maybe Schwarber too).

 

yeah, i'd go with

 

Zobrist RF

Bryant 3B

Rizzo 1B

Contreras C

Schwarber LF

Russell SS

Heyward CF

Baez 2B

You win.

[Cubswin11]

[Regular Show]

 

That sucks. So it looks like Caratini will take over at 1B. Yeah, he needs some playing time.

[Sammy Sofa]

Schwarber Fan is no doubt thrilled that RIzzo gets another mental break.

[UMFan83]

[Tim]

Since when does woodruff average 97 on his heater?

[Cubswin11]

Nice approaches by Willson and Russell

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Lol at the complete disregard they’re showing for Santana’s arm, I’m half surprised Contreras didn’t try to backpedal to third

[Sammy Sofa]

[Cubswin11]

Shove those strikeouts up your ass Jesse Rogers

[Omar]

now that john lackey is gone, is caratini the new "what is up w/ his teeth?" guy?