It turns out the real Yu Darvish was the friends we made in this thread

[minnesotacubsfan]

 

Followup fun fact: a roommate of mine grew up with two of his closest friends being the bassist for The Bravery and the bassist for Good Charlotte. That's kind of impressively terrible.

 

weren't you the guy who knew the girl with the weird john mayer story, or am i thinking of another poster?

 

Nope, that was me; she was dating alterna soft-rock never was Howie Day at the time, and Day and Mayer were nobodies playing shows together and she says that on the regular Mayer would come back to the dressing room where she was waiting after performing and would just sit or lay down on the ground and just stare at her in silence until someone else came into the room.

 

Was this in his heroin faze?

[Sammy Sofa]

No idea; it was definitely in his "John Mayer is a creep" phase, which is forever.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Sounds like heroin combined with creep.

[javy knows my name]

Can you and Minny just have a separate thread where you say weird things to each other?

[David]

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[davell]

Altman interprets a decision before Christmas, via translation. Brett interprets after Christmas. Any ideas here? I know that horsefeathers is funny, but is it remotely understandable to anyone?

[Dfan25]

Altman interprets a decision before Christmas, via translation. Brett interprets after Christmas. Any ideas here? I know that horsefeathers is funny, but is it remotely understandable to anyone?

Darvish tweeted a couple of times after that report came out and said he won’t make a decision before Christmas.

[UMFan83]

barstool dude:

 

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[Bobson Dugnutt]

hold onto your (wet) butts. lots of random twitter chatter in the last few minutes saying Darvish to Cubs.

[UMFan83]

hold onto your (wet) butts. lots of random twitter chatter in the last few minutes saying Darvish to Cubs.

 

barstool is not at all a reputable reporter on the level of the big guys but its more legit than a wet butt type rumor so my guess is this is happening

[David]

barstool dude:

 

 

oh look i would never expect this from a barstool follower what a shock i can't believe it

 

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[UMFan83]

barstool dude:

 

 

oh look i would never expect this from a barstool follower what a shock i can't believe it

 

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awful

 

for the record, i don't follow him, i saw it on a RT

[Cubswin11]

Excellent, if true. They’ve broken stuff before, not this major of a move but they have sources

[KingCubsFan]

Excellent, if true. They’ve broken stuff before, not this major of a move but they have sources

They broke Quintana to the Cubs as well (or at least did it in tandem with wetbutt).

[Bobson Dugnutt]

hold onto your (wet) butts. lots of random twitter chatter in the last few minutes saying Darvish to Cubs.

 

barstool is not at all a reputable reporter on the level of the big guys but its more legit than a wet butt type rumor so my guess is this is happening

 

pretty sure the wetbutt dude had some kind of connection to barstool as they both had the quintana trade the night prior. wetbutt might’ve been barstool’s source.

 

also pretty sure barstoolcarl had a rumor a year or two that was totally super definitely going to happen and it never did. There was even a hard date put on the rumor. I wish I could remember what it was. I’m not sure he’s got sources. Maybe he’s gotten some since then.

 

 

unrelatedly, i knew barstoolcarl in college.

[javy knows my name]

wowowow this is exciting

[Sammy Sofa]

I've this isn't true then I'm gonna kill Yu.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wait. NO.

[Cubswin11]

Excellent, if true. They’ve broken stuff before, not this major of a move but they have sources

They broke Quintana to the Cubs as well (or at least did it in tandem with wetbutt).

That’s right. Forgot about that. I’m excited.

Edited December 21, 2017 by Cubswin11

[UMFan83]

whoops

 

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[Cubswin11]

barstool dude:

 

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Carl, good to see Yu!

[UMFan83]

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[UMFan83]

Damn everyone rushing to shoot it down...

 

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[Banedon]

whoops

 

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Yu are nonsense

[Ding Dong Johnson]

horsefeathers yu, Carl

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Oh cool, Barstool.