It turns out the real Yu Darvish was the friends we made in this thread

[David]

i think the cubs are the army

 

yeah that's the impression i got

[imb]

Chatwood is a steal if he's reinforced holy horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

i think the cubs are the army

 

yeah that's the impression i got

 

[David]

i think the cubs are the army

 

yeah that's the impression i got

 

 

did you ms paint that yourself or was it a shot in the dark google?

[jersey cubs fan]

i think the cubs are the army

 

yeah that's the impression i got

 

bwaa baaa baaa baaa

[Sammy Sofa]

 

yeah that's the impression i got

 

bwaa baaa baaa baaa

 

[UK]

Mojo shows his true colors again with his shitty music tastes with a random MMB reference.

 

I say that knowing the reference was very well done.

[jersey cubs fan]

http://www.takanishi.mech.waseda.ac.jp/top/research/music/saxophone/was_2rii/img/WAS-2rii.jpg

[David]

Mojo shows his true colors again with his horsefeathers music tastes with a random MMB reference.

 

I say that knowing the reference was very well done.

 

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

i used a common phrase that happens to be in a song and he googled robot trumpet

 

not impressed

[jersey cubs fan]

Mojo shows his true colors again with his horsefeathers music tastes with a random MMB reference.

 

I say that knowing the reference was very well done.

 

ehhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

i used a common phrase that happens to be in a song and he googled robot trumpet

 

not impressed

ska robot

[Sammy Sofa]

Fun ska fact:

 

Remember the mostly forgettable early aughts band The Bravery?

 

Well, some of their members had previously been in an even WORSE band.

 

That band? A ska band. A ska band named...SKABBA THE HUTT.

[minnesotacubsfan]

Can we just sign Yu already and end this sham mojos got going on

[Hairyducked Idiot]

This might be the worst case of fake thread explosion we have ever had.

[David]

hopefully this is more "DOESN'T HAVE MONEY for him" than "doesn't have money FOR HIM"

 

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[Cubswin11]

hopefully this is more "DOESN'T HAVE MONEY for him" than "doesn't have money FOR HIM"

 

[tweet]

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How long until Boras threatens to sue the league for collusion with nearly every team dumping salary/not wanting to pay guys this year to save for next year?

[UMFan83]

hopefully this is more "DOESN'T HAVE MONEY for him" than "doesn't have money FOR HIM"

 

[tweet]

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it could be that they don't have money for him because they are earmarking the money for Darvish.

 

Either way, the fact that the Astros are in on Yu should alleviate anyone that still had concerns about his WS performance.

[WrigleyField 22]

This might be the worst case of fake thread explosion we have ever had.

Not even top 10.

[sneakypower]

Fun ska fact:

 

Remember the mostly forgettable early aughts band The Bravery?

 

Well, some of their members had previously been in an even WORSE band.

 

That band? A ska band. A ska band named...SKABBA THE HUTT.

forgetting about them could be considered An Honest Mistake

[David]

hopefully this is more "DOESN'T HAVE MONEY for him" than "doesn't have money FOR HIM"

 

[tweet]

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it could be that they don't have money for him because they are earmarking the money for Darvish.

 

Either way, the fact that the Astros are in on Yu should alleviate anyone that still had concerns about his WS performance.

 

the fact that having those concerns would be really stupid for a front office to do should also alleviate that.

 

if we still had a shitty gm, i'd be concerned about said GM having concerns about his WS performance, though.

[David]

Fun ska fact:

 

Remember the mostly forgettable early aughts band The Bravery?

 

Well, some of their members had previously been in an even WORSE band.

 

That band? A ska band. A ska band named...SKABBA THE HUTT.

forgetting about them could be considered An Honest Mistake

 

something something does he rock his iroc z?

[UMFan83]

hopefully this is more "DOESN'T HAVE MONEY for him" than "doesn't have money FOR HIM"

 

[tweet]

[/tweet]

 

it could be that they don't have money for him because they are earmarking the money for Darvish.

 

Either way, the fact that the Astros are in on Yu should alleviate anyone that still had concerns about his WS performance.

 

the fact that having those concerns would be really stupid for a front office to do should also alleviate that.

 

if we still had a horsefeathers gm, i'd be concerned about said GM having concerns about his WS performance, though.

 

I meant from a fan's perspective but yeah

[Sammy Sofa]

Fun ska fact:

 

Remember the mostly forgettable early aughts band The Bravery?

 

Well, some of their members had previously been in an even WORSE band.

 

That band? A ska band. A ska band named...SKABBA THE HUTT.

forgetting about them could be considered An Honest Mistake

 

something something does he rock his iroc z?

 

Followup fun fact: a roommate of mine grew up with two of his closest friends being the bassist for The Bravery and the bassist for Good Charlotte. That's kind of impressively terrible.

[David]

forgetting about them could be considered An Honest Mistake

 

something something does he rock his iroc z?

 

Followup fun fact: a roommate of mine grew up with two of his closest friends being the bassist for The Bravery and the bassist for Good Charlotte. That's kind of impressively terrible.

 

weren't you the guy who knew the girl with the weird john mayer story, or am i thinking of another poster?

[treebird]

Fun ska fact:

 

Remember the mostly forgettable early aughts band The Bravery?

 

Well, some of their members had previously been in an even WORSE band.

 

That band? A ska band. A ska band named...SKABBA THE HUTT.

forgetting about them could be considered An Honest Mistake

 

something something does he rock his iroc z?

 

i was going to heart this but there’s ego in my way

[Sammy Sofa]

 

something something does he rock his iroc z?

 

Followup fun fact: a roommate of mine grew up with two of his closest friends being the bassist for The Bravery and the bassist for Good Charlotte. That's kind of impressively terrible.

 

weren't you the guy who knew the girl with the weird john mayer story, or am i thinking of another poster?

 

Nope, that was me; she was dating alterna soft-rock never was Howie Day at the time, and Day and Mayer were nobodies playing shows together and she says that on the regular Mayer would come back to the dressing room where she was waiting after performing and would just sit or lay down on the ground and just stare at her in silence until someone else came into the room.