8/27 Cubs (Horse teeth) vs Phillies (Some scrub)

[Derwood]

This Chevy commercial they play during EVERY SINGLE commercial break on MLB.TV would be a lot more accurate if one of the Ford Truck dudes whipped it out and pissed on the Chevy truck after the big reveal

[Schwarber Fan]

Damn, KB. So unclutch.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

I like our new starting second baseman.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

such a dumb play

[Schwarber Fan]

Well at least it's like the lamest triple play ever.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Ugh that sucked.

[Gilby]

I dont think Hoskins made a baseball move

[Schwarber Fan]

This game should be 7-0 and now we're gonna let them back in it.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Bryant unclutch in the field too.

[UMFan83]

Shitty defense costs a run so far

[UMFan83]

WTF Rivera. We could have kept Miggy to do that horsefeathers

[UMFan83]

And we're tied

[Ding Dong Johnson]

WTF Rivera. We could have kept Miggy to do that horsefeathers

that one was all on bojack

[weis21]

rivera isn't looking like such a great defender.

 

and lacey is still a dick, ftr. didn't want to be misconstrued.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

lol, what a game

[We Got The Whole 9]

Brutal inning

[Schwarber Fan]

What a collapse.

 

That's why you can't let chances slip away. Even against garbage teams.

[weis21]

welp. horsefeathers this horsefeathers

[Cubswin11]

Annoying dumb game is annoying and dumb

[weis21]

there's literally a zero percent chance the cubs don't score 5 runs this game, though. just gotta hold them there.

 

or, you know, like score 17 unanswered again.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Can Montgomery take Lackey spot in the rotation when Lester gets back please.

[Gilby]

Holy horsefeathers. Lackey's mound presence is never good, but he's completely spazzing out this inning.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

there's literally a zero percent chance the cubs don't score 5 runs this game, though. just gotta hold them there.

 

or, you know, like score 17 unanswered again.

 

They better literally score more than five or it won't matter much.

[Andy]

God I hate Lackey