8/27 Cubs (Horse teeth) vs Phillies (Some scrub)

[Bote McBoteface]

How fitting that we almost made it to 20 on the day I start my first ever game thread. Lets get all the way to 20 this time.

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/407793.jpg

24 starts, 10-9 4.90 ERA. Wow what a stud.

 

This unlikable but usually OK pitcher faces off against some bag of dicks I ain't ever heard of, so this should go good for us.

 

Apparently his name is Nick Pivetta or something like that, and he looks like this:

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/601713.jpg

19 starts, 4-9 6.73 ERA. Wow what a turd he's gonna get smashed.

 

But that picture might be confusing cuz he won't be smiling so much this game cuz he sucks and we don't.

 

 

Here's our lineup. OK it actually does kinda suck a bit, but it'll be OK I promise cuz I'm undefeated all time.

 

 

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Edited August 27, 2017 by Bote McBoteface

[Ding Dong Johnson]

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[NOLA]

LOL, "Lack".

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I believe it’s short for “lack of any good qualities”

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Dick Bavetta is not a good pitcher.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

yank him and put in Happer

[Bote McBoteface]

Error - walk - low leverage single

 

Rizz up bases loaded no out

[Agony and Ivy]

Hey guys I'm just here to find out when the next series begins since this one was declared over in the bottom of the first last night. Thanks!

[Agony and Ivy]

The Phillies insisting on running out Joseph instead of letting Hoskins play his natural position is so horsefeathering stupid but appreciated

[Ding Dong Johnson]

these bums should do this every inning

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Were getting 20 tonight guys.

[weis21]

should the phillies be more embarrassed about giving up 17 runs last night or unintentionally walking baez?

[Agony and Ivy]

should the phillies be more embarrassed about giving up 17 runs last night or unintentionally walking baez?

 

Trick question they walked him unintentionally last night while also giving up 17 runs.

[weis21]

JD on fire today

[weis21]

should the phillies be more embarrassed about giving up 17 runs last night or unintentionally walking baez?

 

Trick question they walked him unintentionally last night while also giving up 17 runs.

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an A+

[weis21]

should the phillies be more embarrassed about giving up 17 runs last night or unintentionally walking baez?

 

Trick question they walked him unintentionally last night while also giving up 17 runs.

you receive...

 

an A+

what if javy suddenly and out of nowhere developed plate discipline? that would be cool

[UMFan83]

We haven't yet gotten our 20 run game but we have scored 20 runs over our last 9 offensive innings. That's a start.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

if that call had gone against a Cubs player I probably would have burst a blood vessel in my brain

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Ding Dong Johnson]

that pitchcast looked like a connect 4 winner

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Indians up 12-0 on KC in the 2nd. Cubs need to step up if they ever want to do better than Cleveland in anything.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Rivera is a really, really good framer

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Calling it Lackey ends Hoskins home run streak.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

I always knew lackey would be the guy to record a 21 strikeout game

[Ding Dong Johnson]

5 straight strikeouts followed by 5 straight hits? stay tuned...