8/17: Reds (Feldman) @ Cubs (Lester) 1:20 on CSN

[David]

i'm pretty sure we're gonna score like 6 or 7 runs today which will annoy me way worse than just laying down and dying

 

please dont do that to me cubs

[UMFan83]

9-6, comeback is definitely on holy horsefeathers

[Banedon]

http://i.imgur.com/szNidkP.gif

[Thed Hoyerstein]

holy dongs

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Cubs hit 8 solo homers and lose 9-8.

 

Sorry, 6 solo homers and a 2-run homer.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Six down, nine to go.

[Sammy Sofa]

I can't believe I just saw all of that.

[Cubswin11]

Don't bring piss to our horsefeathers fight, Reds

[Cubswin11]

Cubs hit 8 solo homers and lose 9-8.

 

Sorry, 6 solo homers and a 2-run homer.

Seriously, shut up

[UMFan83]

I can't believe I just saw all of that.

 

im on a call for work and ive just been watching my twitter feed explode at each of the HRs....then a momentary calm and then another tweet explosion

Edited August 17, 2017 by UMFan83

[We Got The Whole 9]

I horsefeathering missed everything just driving 10 minutes home from school

 

Let's do this motherfuckers

[UMFan83]

Cubs hit 8 solo homers and lose 9-8.

 

Sorry, 6 solo homers and a 2-run homer.

Seriously, shut up

 

chill...the opposite of everything he says happens.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Six down, nine to go.

 

what is happening here?

[Cubswin11]

Bring on that sweet, sweet Reds bullpen

[soccer10k]

Well, I'm done for the day.

 

I lied. I'm back in. Unless Cincinnati scores the next run. Then I'll gladly leave again for the good of the team.

[Banedon]

Gameday just said Lester's injury is his back.

[UMFan83]

Now I feel bad for sarcastically laughing at those last 2 runs the Reds scored in that 9 run inning.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Six down, nine to go.

 

what is happening here?

 

I asked the Cubs to score 15 runs after they fell down 9-0, so I'm just updating myself.

[Sammy Sofa]

Someone send Feldman's widow a ham.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Gameday just said Lester's injury is his back.

 

Probably because nobody would have believed cramps.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I horsefeathering missed everything just driving 10 minutes home from school

 

Let's do this horsefeathers

 

Get back in that car then.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Six down, nine to go.

 

what is happening here?

 

I asked the Cubs to score 15 runs after they fell down 9-0, so I'm just updating myself.

 

oh, ok. carry on then.

[Brian]

Gameday just said Lester's injury is his back.

 

That's what happened in the Brett Anderson game and no one saw him alive again.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Hit percentages in that inning...

 

Duvall 1B - 56%

Suarez 1B - 44%

Gennett 1B - 34%

Ervin 1B - 91%

Peraza 1B - 70%

Votto HR - 19%

Duvall E5 - 58%

Suarez 2B - 21%

Ervin 2B - 17%

 

This probably doesn't even do it justice, because a few of them were of the "legitimate" bloop hit variety -- so like a ~50% chance of falling in. But, they are still 65 mph bloop hits that, while they occasionally fall in, are still always [expletive] hits.

 

The average exit velocity on those 10 batted balls was 81.4 mph. Rich Hill has the lowest avg. exit velocity at 83.6 mph, of 119 pitchers that have thrown 1,500 pitches this year.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Seven down, eight to go.