5/14 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Cardinals (Wainwright) 1:15 CT WGN/670

[Schwarber Fan]

Leadoff guy on for us = LOB

Leadoff guy on for opponent = Automatic run

[weis21]

Leadoff guy on for us = LOB

Leadoff guy on for opponent = Automatic run

That doesn't seem fair

[Derwood]

Arrieta has turned back into a pumpkin

[Gilby]

He's so toast. Just terrible command that he cannot get away with anymore.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Jake-O-Meter: Issued qualifying offer, accepts.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

Yeesh.

[NotSoSober]

I'm nearly at the point in admitting this team is just mediocre at best.

[Schwarber Fan]

Besides the obviously atrocious pitching, the offense is really missing Zobrist and Bryant.

[UMFan83]

lol not a bad way to break an 0-28 lifetime streak against Jake

[imb]

At least we're good at rebuilding.

[We Got The Whole 9]

I'm ready to give Iowa Jake a shot.

 

How did this guy's HR rate quintuple like this

[Agony and Ivy]

I'm ready to give Iowa Jake a shot.

 

How did this guy's HR rate quintuple like this

 

When you throw dickshots that tends to happen

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I'm nearly at the point in admitting this team is just mediocre at best.

 

I'm going to wait until the end of the upcoming 10-game homestand. Definitely surprised, however, that we have not had one decent little stretch of dominance yet.

[UMFan83]

I'm ready to give Iowa Jake a shot.

 

How did this guy's HR rate quintuple like this

 

Lose 3 MPH on your pitches and have less command in general.

[Schwarber Fan]

horsefeathers this.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Just walk back to the dugout Miggy. Edited May 14, 2017 by Bryant's Disco Ball

[NotSoSober]

This team is so horsefeathering awful at everything

[Sammy Sofa]

Now I'm starting to understand why David and sulley are still willing to give the Bears a chance.

[Schwarber Fan]

Wainwright has NOTHING either.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

That was a great hurdle of that base by Miggy.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At least being the 2004 Cubs is a horsefeathers-ton less annoying when you've got a WS ring in your back pocket.

[Schwarber Fan]

At least being the 2004 Cubs is a horsefeathers less annoying when you've got a WS ring in your back pocket.

 

Give me the 04 team over this [expletive] any day.

[UMFan83]

At least being the 2004 Cubs is a horsefeathers less annoying when you've got a WS ring in your back pocket.

 

Psh 2004 Cubs were like 24 games over .500 at one point. This has 2009 Cubs written all over it

[Bryants Disco Ball]

At least being the 2004 Cubs is a horsefeathers less annoying when you've got a WS ring in your back pocket.

 

This statement is true.

 

Bottom line: If somebody at the beginning of last season would have said we can have one championship and one non-playoff year the next two seasons or we can take our chances, we are all picking the one championship.

[BigSlick]

The 2017 Cubs have been less than fun to follow so far