It's HAPPening!

[Proven Veteran]

his smile may be more terrifying

 

[spoil]http://www.thealmanac.net/storyimage/TA/20170515/SPORTS/170519987/EP/1/1/EP-170519987.jpg[/spoil]

They'll never find the bodies.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because I ate them.

[The_Achiever]

What do you think he's thinking about?

 

"Meat."

 

It's 100% dead bodies.

[weis21]

I wish so much for the day when he poses for a pic with Ted Lilly

[Derwood]

"Hey, Ian! It's a cowboy themed event! Dress up!"

 

*puts on jeans and a henley from The Gap*

[jersey cubs fan]

his smile may be more terrifying

 

[spoil]http://www.thealmanac.net/storyimage/TA/20170515/SPORTS/170519987/EP/1/1/EP-170519987.jpg[/spoil]

you want a terrifying smile?

 

https://twitter.com/sung_minkim/status/882949967249162240

[sneakypower]

oh hey that's Dexter's kill shirt

[imb]

oh hey that's Dexter's kill shirt

 

hahahha holy horsefeathers

[Sammy Sofa]

 

[17 Seconds]

 

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahahahahahah! Perfect.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

Happ in July: .283/.345/.547 with a 8.6% BB% and a 19.0% K% for a 129 wRC+.

 

Importantly, this seems to be a real set of adjustments and not just a hot streak. O-swing% (highly negatively correlated with BB%) is trending down:

 

http://i.imgur.com/urLiMHi.png?1

 

And Contact% (highly negatively correlated with K%) is trending up:

 

http://i.imgur.com/HvIHkaD.png?1

 

If he can continue to make these adjustments he could turn into a really special hitter.

[Banedon]

http://i.imgur.com/lrbNENl.png

[Sammy Sofa]

If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.

[UMFan83]

If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.

 

Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer

[d_money]

If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.

 

Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer

Now that you say it, the resemblance to Jeffrey Dahmer is striking.

 

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

If Baez can make this soulless creep smile like that, then he truly is El Mago.

 

Side note - I'm mad that Happ is doing this "interview after HR thing" because it hurts the image I have of Happ being a soulless serial killer

 

I've justified it in that one day he will slaughter everyone he interviews, and then the footage of him doing the interviews will be his hideous trophies.

 

Also: the moment with Baez can be seen as sinister if you look at his smile as being something like this:

 

 

[philosophizer75]

I'm starting to really like Happ. Dude is good af.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

it's terrifying

 

[Transmogrified Tiger]

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2009/images/04/07/gall.wax1.gi.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

it's terrifying

 

 

Why did you post a picture from the ending of Sleepaway Camp in the Happ thread?

[TommyBoy]

Now put him in the lineup over Jay.

[Sammy Sofa]

You misspelled "Zobrist."

[Jaxbro]

it's terrifying

 

It just looks so unnatural

[Hunter]

it's terrifying

 

It just looks so unnatural

 

The hat looks like someone photoshopped it on.

[David]

it's in pure mcgriff mode