THANK YOU DEX

[davell]

 

 

Warning: There may be onions near.

[Sammy Sofa]

That video is...weird. From the early aughts middle school girl music choice to the overall vibe that's all "RIP Dexter Fowler."

[rocket]

man, when he's in the cardinals dugout looking achingly across the field and seeing how much fun the cubs are having in their dugout, i might cry.

[Tim]

Man, it'll be so weird for there to be an actually likeable player on the Cards.

[wvcbxl]

He had the fun and the winnng with the Cubs, and deserves our thanks for that.

 

Now he's going to get duly paid by the Cardinals; that's OK with me.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Man, it'll be so weird for there to be an actually likeable player on the Cards.

 

If you don't want to see such a thing, it might be a good time for a piss break when he comes to bat.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

I am not mentally prepared to see him in that uniform

[jersey cubs fan]

That video is...weird. From the early aughts middle school girl music choice to the overall vibe that's all "RIP Dexter Fowler."

 

That video is way beyond weird. It's creepy and the music is awful.

[David]

I thought the music choice was funny

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, it'll be so weird for there to be an actually likeable player on the Cards.

 

If you don't want to see such a thing, it might be a good time for a piss break when he comes to bat.

 

I can only hope I keep using my powers for good.

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought the music choice was funny

 

I thought it was an intentional joke, and kept expecting it to be a parody of over the top fan tributes, but then it ended and it was, all, "welp, I guess that was THAT."

[Liam Neeson]

Here I've fixed it much better

 

http://vmashup.com/eKA9s4cE

[Sammy Sofa]

Here I've fixed it much better

 

http://vmashup.com/eKA9s4cE

 

Aaahahahahahahahahah!

[Andy]

It almost certainly won't hit me how much I'm going to miss Dex until Zobrist or whoever it ends up being steps in for the first AB of the 2017 season.

[Bobson Dugnutt]

Here I've fixed it much better

 

http://vmashup.com/eKA9s4cE

 

lmao. perfect.

[Sammy Sofa]

I can't stop hearing the thread title like Alanis Morissette is yowling it.

 

THANK YEW DEEEEEEEEEX

 

THANK YEW INDIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

Why is this happening.

[Guest]

damn, why'd it have to be the cardinals?

 

thanks, Dex, you da man.

[David]

I thought the music choice was funny

 

I thought it was an intentional joke, and kept expecting it to be a parody of over the top fan tributes, but then it ended and it was, all, "welp, I guess that was THAT."

 

I think the music was supposed to be a creepy joke and the message of gratitude for dex was genuine

[Sammy Sofa]

I thought the music choice was funny

 

I thought it was an intentional joke, and kept expecting it to be a parody of over the top fan tributes, but then it ended and it was, all, "welp, I guess that was THAT."

 

I think the music was supposed to be a creepy joke and the message of gratitude for dex was genuine

 

Well, then it just sucked.

[David]

It almost certainly won't hit me how much I'm going to miss Dex until Zobrist or whoever it ends up being steps in for the first AB of the 2017 season.

 

I feel like it should be when Almora or Jay come up 8th that should really bother you, if anything

[Sammy Sofa]

Dex was a baller, and a baller deserves a baller video.

[ConstableRabbit]

It almost certainly won't hit me how much I'm going to miss Dex until Zobrist or whoever it ends up being steps in for the first AB of the 2017 season.

 

I feel like it should be when Almora or Jay come up 8th that should really bother you, if anything

Finally, some real piss break options in CF.

[David]

It almost certainly won't hit me how much I'm going to miss Dex until Zobrist or whoever it ends up being steps in for the first AB of the 2017 season.

 

I feel like it should be when Almora or Jay come up 8th that should really bother you, if anything

Finally, some real piss break options in CF.

 

Yeah, if you wanted to nickname them piss break, I'd have no issue with it.

[Sammy Sofa]

No way; Almora is going to be a beast and you're going to feel like a dope for leaving him out of your sig. Only a fool would leave when a player THAT exciting is at the plate.

[David]

Also it's sounding more and more like Schwarb is gonna be leading off

 

And we'll be leading the NL in runs at the break and we'll be hearing that the Cubs need to trade for leadoff man at the deadline.