The Bryce is Right, Bitch

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He’s ours

[NWICubsFan]

 

Obviously boras made the call to Theo. Anyone want to guess which day this week the introductory press conference is held at Sloan Park?

 

Saturday.

[Brian]

Tom is addressing the team then the media today, he's going to apologize for his dad distance him from the team, then say by the way we signed Harper. Any questions?

[Banedon]

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[Hairyducked Idiot]

If he goes to the Giants, they’ll have him and Grant Brisbee, so I vote we all just pretend like they’re the Cubs for at least one season just to see what it’s like.

[JennieGarthAlgar]

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A Rizzo said that, so Im assuming it was Mike Rizzo? He would probably know where Bryce was headed.

[Brian]

It's really been all worth it.

 

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[Neuby]

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was asked why more money wasn't invested in the on-field product this off season (Bryce/Manny etc) : "That's a pretty easy question to answer. We don't have anymore."

 

My level of disgust has reached on all time high. Anyone with even a casual interest in the cubs finances know this a complete an utter [expletive] .

[Old Style]

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was asked why more money wasn't invested in the on-field product this off season (Bryce/Manny etc) : "That's a pretty easy question to answer. We don't have anymore."

 

My level of disgust has reached on all time high. Anyone with even a casual interest in the cubs finances know this a complete an utter [expletive] .

Yeah, Tommy Boy. I’m sure your bank accounts are all tapped out.

[UMFan83]

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was asked why more money wasn't invested in the on-field product this off season (Bryce/Manny etc) : "That's a pretty easy question to answer. We don't have anymore."

 

My level of disgust has reached on all time high. Anyone with even a casual interest in the cubs finances know this a complete an utter [expletive] .

 

Theo is being so under the radar that even the teams owner is out of the loop on this.

[UMFan83]

Cubs owner Tom Ricketts was asked why more money wasn't invested in the on-field product this off season (Bryce/Manny etc) : "That's a pretty easy question to answer. We don't have anymore."

 

My level of disgust has reached on all time high. Anyone with even a casual interest in the cubs finances know this a complete an utter [expletive] .

Yeah, Tommy Boy. I’m sure your bank accounts are all tapped out.

 

It’s all tied up in a Trump 2020 Super PAC

[UMFan83]

:-k :-k

 

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[Sammy Sofa]

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[Brian]

on one hand - it's not going to happen, on the other - isn't he kind of known person as far as Cubs twitter goes? Doesn't seem like something he'd throw out there for fun.

[David]

He's a huge weirdo dork but maybe he knows someone. I've seen him from time to time as one of those fans that gets on TV a lot.

 

Let this be a way cooler version of Fowler

[stitchface]

If he goes to the Giants, they’ll have him and Grant Brisbee, so I vote we all just pretend like they’re the Cubs for at least one season just to see what it’s like.

 

 

Local papers are talking about the giants trade MadBum -

[UMFan83]

He's a huge weirdo dork but maybe he knows someone. I've seen him from time to time as one of those fans that gets on TV a lot.

 

Let this be a way cooler version of Fowler

 

He’s like the natural evolution of Vance back in the day with regards to obsessive fandom but I don’t doubt that he might have an inside source. And he’s doesn’t seem like someone who would maliciously troll (though it’s possibly with how it’s cryptically worded that he may be misleading twitterdom)

[Brian]

He appears to be linking this to Zobrist not being there, either through something he's heard or through his imagination.

 

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[Brian]

Though now that I think of it, have we seen Jed?

 

(edit: yeah, he was at the Theo press conference)

[UMFan83]

Some replies to others on twitter

 

 

 

[Sammy Sofa]

[Cubswin11]

[UMFan83]

I know it’s not happening and I’ve sort of made peace with it but how hated would the Cubs be, first after these despicable off the field issues and then after hearing Phillies, Nats, White Sox were the Harper suitors all offseason the Cubs swoop in and get him

[Brian707]

I just want it to end, all of it

 

[Perd]

I just wish he’d sign somewhere. There’s like 0% chancehe’s coming here. But that doesn’t stop me from checking this board about 5 times per hour. Because I’m an idiot and can’t take the hint. And