11/1 World Series Game 6 Cubs (Arrieta) @ Cleveland (Tomlin) 7:00 CDT Fox

[Careless]

 

Ponder this for more than two seconds, you gargantuan turd.

Everyone already knows you're a virtuous [expletive], mojo.

 

How is this possibly stumping you, clod?

Mocking you for your idiocy isn't stumping me. I'm quite aware that you think you're on a crusade against cultural appropriation. I'm also quite aware that you're a [expletive].

[Schwarber Fan]

Take this noise to another thread, fellas. Only positive vibes here.

[trushar]

2 nights only, DONG SHOW on lake erie. schwarber's going to be demanding fellatio after all his killer at bats

 

horsefeathers these guys up early, RD this horsefeathers

 

LET'S GO CUBS

[snoodmonger]

Guys, tomorrow is my birthday. All i want is Cubs dong after Cubs dong, a game six victory, and several more Cubs dongs on Wednesday, leading up to a 17-0 stress free game 7 victory and our first world series in 108 years. Doesn't seem like a lot to ask.

[soccer10k]

Last seven teams to advance to the World Series first, lost the series.

[Tracer Bullet]

Everyone already knows you're a virtuous [expletive], mojo.

 

How is this possibly stumping you, clod?

Mocking you for your idiocy isn't stumping me. I'm quite aware that you think you're on a crusade against cultural appropriation. I'm also quite aware that you're a [expletive].

 

Take the bs elsewhere

[CubmanPi]

http://i465.photobucket.com/albums/rr12/HammettSHREDZ/TraceyBacksOutSlowly.gif

[wvcbxl]

Gameday !!!

 

Let's do this - it's the Jake and Kyle show tonight, followed by Kyle² tomorrow.

[Sammy Sofa]

Everyone already knows you're a virtuous [expletive], mojo.

 

How is this possibly stumping you, clod?

Mocking you for your idiocy isn't stumping me. I'm quite aware that you think you're on a crusade against cultural appropriation. I'm also quite aware that you're a [expletive].

 

Hahahaha!

[Banedon]

Jake at the Jake...good things will happen.

[Bull]

My feeling like that comes from the win last night. After going down 3-1, I just wanted the Cubs to win a game at Wrigley and not go down with a whimper like last season vs the Dodgers. I can exhale a little now, relax, and ease into Game 6 without being such a nervous wreck. Well, until Game 7. I'll be a total horsefeathers show if that happens.

 

When you mix up 2008 and 2015 in your mind.

Mets, whatever. Just as painful.

I knew it was one of those stupid New York teams.

[rocket]

2 nights only, DONG SHOW on lake erie. schwarber's going to be demanding fellatio after all his killer at bats

 

 

i volunteer as tribute

[rocket]

this is who we're going to face and destroy tonight

 

http://i.imgur.com/p5CoNyJ.jpg

[Little Slide Rooter]

Win tonight and it's a 1 game series. All else be damned.

[Bigloubaby]

I feel like one of the following guys is going to go 2-3 or 3-4 with 2-3 RBI's and be a total game changer tonight:

 

Fowler

Russell

Contreras

Heyward

[UMFan83]

Please God Mode Jake show up

 

If I knew that Jake was showing up tonight, I would be pretty much 99.9% confident of a win. That's how awesome he was last year he was actually a guaranteed win every single time he pitched, no matter how big the spot, what team, etc. I mean it was such a shock when he gave up a freaking earned run that Dan Haren tweeted this after it happened once:

 

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God Mode Jake was so confident that he actually trolled opposing teams fans on twitter 3 days before a winner take all game and then went out and pitched a complete game shutout:

 

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God Mode Jake was so dominant that he had a 13 game stretch where he gave up 0 ER in a start 10 times and averaged 7 IP per start in those 13 games. That's right, a 13 game stretch where you could basically count on him to have a 7 IP 0 ER (1 ER at worst) start.

 

We need you God Mode Jake, oh so bad, come out come out wherever you are.

Edited November 1, 2016 by UMFan83

[Clem Fandango]

2 nights only, DONG SHOW on lake erie. schwarber's going to be demanding fellatio after all his killer at bats

 

 

i volunteer as tribute

 

[bcl412]

Please God Mode Jake show up

 

If I knew that Jake was showing up tonight, I would be pretty much 99.9% confident of a win. That's how awesome he was last year he was actually a guaranteed win every single time he pitched, no matter how big the spot, what team, etc. I mean it was such a shock when he gave up a freaking earned run that Dan Haren tweeted this after it happened once:

 

[tweet]

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God Mode Jake was so confident that he actually trolled opposing teams fans on twitter 3 days before a winner take all game and then went out and pitched a complete game shutout:

 

[tweet]

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God Mode Jake was so dominant that he had a 13 game stretch where he gave up 0 ER in a start 10 times and averaged 7 IP per start in those 13 games. That's right, a 13 game stretch where you could basically count on him to have a 7 IP 0 ER (1 ER at worst) start.

 

We need you God Mode Jake, oh so bad, come out come out wherever you are.

 

I will also accept pretty good Jake with a butt ton of dongs

[Boris]

We are going to score early and often. Jake needs to hold them to 3 and the bats will do the rest.

 

Wednesday night is gonna be one of the greatest things we've ever experienced.

 

BUCKLE UP

[minnesotacubsfan]

I feel like one of the following guys is going to go 2-3 or 3-4 with 2-3 RBI's and be a total game changer tonight:

 

Fowler

Russell

Contreras

Heyward

 

 

BRYANT

[squally1313]

It is November 1st.

 

The Chicago Cubs will be playing baseball tonight. In arguably the most important game of any of our lives.

 

Let's horsefeathering go.

[Boris]

It is November 1st.

 

The Chicago Cubs will be playing baseball tonight. In arguably the most important game of any of our lives.

 

Let's horsefeathering go.

 

 

I'm exhausted and have to get up super early in the morning but reading this makes me realize how difficult it will be to not watch all of this game. Here's to hoping the Cubs can put up 9 runs in the first 3 innings.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I think Jake's going to be good tonight. I don't know about god-mode Jake, but I expect he'll pitch well. The walks have been trending down since the start of September. And he's done a good job limiting them in the post-season. Obviously, he's still been up and down. And when he's off, he's been done in by the long ball and big innings. If he keeps the ball in the park, I think he shuts them down again. And the fact that they didn't hit him well last time gives me hope that he can avoid the big inning and give us a solid start.

 

He's got to keep the ball in the park, though. Do that and we are playing Game 7.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Joe West will be calling balls & strikes tonight. Yuck. I just hope he is equally shitty at equally inopportune times for both teams. Just dong Tomlin into oblivion so West is a non-factor.

[Tracer Bullet]

Joe West will be calling balls & strikes tonight. Yuck. I just hope he is equally horsefeathers at equally inopportune times for both teams. Just dong Tomlin into oblivion so West is a non-factor.

 

Easily my biggest concern for today