Cubs add Chapman for Torres, et al. imb wishes we paid more

[squally1313]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

This is an incredibly weird post.

[Irrelevant Dude]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

WHAT. THE. horsefeathers.

[sweetpeteman]

Rashad Crawford the 4th piece

 

 

it's so weird to me hwo a guy like this ends up in a trade at all (like, "we'll only do this trade if you throw in 23 year old mediocre A baller RASHAD CRAWFORD), but then i guess i probably would've thought the same about josh donaldson 8 years ago.

 

I mean, at least Donaldson was like a first round pick. Although maybe Crawford was, too. I don't even know who he is.

 

2012 11th round.

 

Donaldson was an actual prospect when he was traded, but nobody expected him to become an MVP caliber player.

[David]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

holy horsefeathers i am now convinced you are not a real person

[David]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

lol what

[imb]

Rashad Crawford the 4th piece

 

 

I AM FURIOUS. CRAWFORD TOO? FOR A RELIEVER?????? has theo lost his mind.

[minnesotacubsfan]

if there is no extension, I want to ride Chapman like a rented mule. his arm should be jelly at the end of this season

[RynoRules]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

 

??????

[Irrelevant Dude]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

lol what

Exactly.

[David]

i mean that's a weird horsefeathering post even if he somehow isn't aware of anything aside from the shooting guns off part.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

dude on MLBN isn't sold because Chapman has 0 postseason saves...

[davell]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

Holy horsefeathers. You say some stupid ass horsefeathers. But this is the topper.

[Omar]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

[RynoRules]

if there is no extension, I want to ride Chapman like a rented mule. his arm should be jelly at the end of this season

 

3 inning saves - Gossage style

[imb]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

This is an incredibly weird post.

 

well he's an incredibly weird person

[Bryants Disco Ball]

if there is no extension, I want to ride Chapman like a rented mule. his arm should be jelly at the end of this season

 

Correct.

[CubinNY]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

I just threw up.

[David]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

I just threw up.

 

whatever that anecdote is has no basis in reality

[imb]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

I just threw up.

 

which of cease's 45 innings have been your fav so far

[squally1313]

One thing that is being overlooked here is Chapman's ability to defuse a domestic dispute without hitting his girl. If you just shoot your gun off a bunch of times and scare the [expletive] out of her, there will be no need for violence.

 

This is an incredibly weird post.

 

well he's an incredibly weird person

 

Since Tim isn't going to give us the downvote feature everyone wants, I think in the offseason we should have a contest for worst post of the year/all-time.

[CubinNY]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

I just threw up.

 

which of cease's 45 innings have been your fav so far

All of them.

 

I don't like Chapman.

[Cubbie Swagger]

I can't tell if you guys thought I was being serious, or if you knew I was kidding and still thought it was crazy and weird.

 

Maybe a little of both?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

favorite Adam Warren moment: now

[RynoRules]

The Score just reported some ESPN guy said the deal includes Adam Warren, Dylan Cease, and Pierce Johnson.

I just threw up.

 

which of cease's 45 innings have been your fav so far

 

Yeah, I'd probably like that fictional trade more than the actual one.