6/29 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Reds (Reed) 11:35, WGN

[Sammy Sofa]

If you get thrown out at home by Zobrist...you are not fast.

That was a pretty strong throw

 

Optical illusion. It's the baseball version of filming a Hobbit.

[Tim]

Maybe I'll skip that article on Addison struggling vs lefties.

[UMFan83]

Addison says "horsefeathers you umfan for being concerned about me vs lhp"

[Sammy Sofa]

Russell is swell.

[BigSlick]

I'm so, so, so thankful for the Reds. They cure what ails you.

[philosophizer75]

ALMORA TOO!

[UMFan83]

1st HR nice!

[Ski]

Almora's first HR came sooner than I expected.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Addy and Almora! I love all these dongs!!!

[Tim]

Hope the Cubs fan that caught that gives it back to Albert

[Brian]

Maybe Joe's pitchers in left field will be this years visit from a magician that loosens up the scuffling team

[Cubswin11]

This Reds pitcher doesn't have a rat tail, does he?

[Sammy Sofa]

[BigSlick]

Almora gets his first dinger!

 

I LOVE THE REDS

[Tim]

A 399 foot shot to right center for those not watching.

[Guancous]

Not an enviable situation for the Reds manager: Stick with the struggling rookie or 5+ innings of that tired bullpen.

[philosophizer75]

It's the strap to his rec specs

[Tim]

This Reds pitcher doesn't have a rat tail, does he?

Those are the crocs for his goggles.

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/N2054jB.gif

[badger]

I walk out of my office to go to lunch and missed all these gorgeous dongs :(

[jersey cubs fan]

prince albert's dong

[Sammy Sofa]

http://i.imgur.com/WuW2U1T.gif

[sneakypower]

Tyler Holt turned around completely on that flyout...you don't often see OFs doing 360s

[Banedon]

Uh oh, looks like Sammy found himself a cache of "dong" gifs...

[davell]

A 399 foot shot to right center for those not watching.

 

KB told him it doesn't really count if it doesn't start with a 4.