6/24 Cubs (Hendricks) @ Marlins (Koehler) 6:10 CDT CSC

[beantowncubfan]

Dear Cubs,

 

Please stop losing.

[Omar]

Marlins v. Hendricks

Name                 PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Justin Bour           6  6 0  0  0  0   0  0  4 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Adeiny Hechavarria    6  6 2  1  0  0   1  0  1 .333 .333 .500  .833  0  0   0   0         1
Marcell Ozuna         6  6 2  1  0  0   3  0  2 .333 .333 .500  .833  0  0   0   0         0
Christian Yelich      6  5 1  0  0  0   0  1  2 .200 .333 .200  .533  0  0   0   0         0
Derek Dietrich        3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Cole Gillespie        3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Jeff Mathis           3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Martin Prado          3  2 1  0  0  0   0  1  0 .500 .667 .500 1.167  0  0   0   0         0
J.T. Realmuto         3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .333 .333 .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Giancarlo Stanton     3  2 0  0  0  0   0  1  2 .000 .333 .000  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Miguel Rojas          1  1 0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total                43 40 9  2  0  0   4  3 12 .225 .279 .275  .554  0  0   0   0         1
Has not faced: Chris Johnson and Ichiro Suzuki & Has not faced pitchers: Kyle Barraclough, Wei-Yin Chen, Paul Clemens, Adam Conley, Mike Dunn, Brian Ellington, Jose Fernandez, Tom Koehler, Dustin McGowan, David Phelps, A.J. Ramos and Nick Wittgren

 

Cubs v. Koehler

Name              PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP  SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Jason Heyward     21 19  6  0  1  0   1  2  1 .316 .381 .421  .802  0  0   0   0         1
Miguel Montero    10  9  2  1  0  0   3  1  1 .222 .300 .333  .633  0  0   0   0         0
Anthony Rizzo      8  6  0  0  0  0   1  1  1 .000 .250 .000  .250  0  0   0   1         0
Ben Zobrist        7  7  2  0  0  1   2  0  0 .286 .286 .714 1.000  0  0   0   0         1
Jason Hammel       4  3  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000 .000  .000  1  0   0   0         0
Kris Bryant        3  3  1  1  0  0   0  0  1 .333 .333 .667 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
Chris Coghlan      3  3  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Addison Russell    2  2  1  0  0  0   0  0  0 .500 .500 .500 1.000  0  0   0   0         0
David Ross         1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000 .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total             59 53 12  2  1  1   7  4  6 .226 .293 .358  .652  1  0   0   1         2
Has not faced: Albert Almora, Javier Baez, Willson Contreras and Matt Szczur & Has not faced pitchers: Jake Arrieta, Trevor Cahill, Gerardo Concepcion, Carl Edwards, Justin Grimm, Kyle Hendricks, John Lackey, Jon Lester, Spencer Patton, Hector Rondon, Pedro Strop and Travis Wood

[treebird]

need more runs/dongs. please start getting them.

[Cubswin11]

It's my birthday today so please don't be the turd in the punch bowl and win today you jerks

[Omar]

[Omar]

[Andy]

Oh that's quality trolling

[Schwarber Fan]

Did some dude with 10 posts randomly jump in and start the GDT?

 

Ah, hell. Maybe that's what we need.

[Derwood]

Did some dude with 10 posts randomly jump in and start the GDT?

 

Ah, hell. Maybe that's what we need.

 

He's listed as a spot starter

[Cubswin11]

Did some dude with 10 posts randomly jump in and start the GDT?

 

Ah, hell. Maybe that's what we need.

We lose a few games in a row and the whole board turns into anarchy and chaos

[Liam Neeson]

Did some dude with 10 posts randomly jump in and start the GDT?

 

Ah, hell. Maybe that's what we need.

 

[beantowncubfan]

Did some dude with 10 posts randomly jump in and start the GDT?

 

Ah, hell. Maybe that's what we need.

 

 

In fairness, I have been lurking on this site daily for 5+ years. Having my relative value determined by the number of posts I make is part of the reason that I don't login more often.

[Sammy Sofa]

Please don't be That Guy.

[jersey cubs fan]

a real catch 22 situation for our beantown friend over here. This upcoming 15 game winning streak is going to put a dent in his plans.

 

 

just ask butters how easy it is to rise from obscurity to become beloved

[Ding Dong Johnson]

wait, we like butters now?

[UMFan83]

Joe is going mad scientist

 

 

[Andy]

We're incapable of putting out a flat-out bad lineup, but...without Rizzo and Fowler we start looking pretty ordinary.

 

You can say that of any team that loses 2 of their top 3 hitters, of course.

[BigSlick]

I see Joe is in full "just mess me up, fam" mode

[Ding Dong Johnson]

[Cubswin11]

Pitcher batting 8th, that will throw em of our trail. Like it, I wouldn't put it past Joe if he just flipped a coin to decide if the pitcher bats 8th/9th tonight

[CubInOK]

Pitcher batting 8th, that will throw em of our trail. Like it, I wouldn't put it past Joe if he just flipped a coin to decide if the pitcher bats 8th/9th tonight

We need "Joe dice."

[stitchface]

Is it time to call up Vogelbach and hope he hits so we can trade him?

[Omar]

 

Is Ichiro injured or something? Why isn't he starting?

[UMFan83]

I hate everything about the Marlins org. The owner, the empty stadium with ugly ass walls that look like green screens, the fact that their logo is as colorful as it is but still somehow boring as horsefeathers, the fact that they've never lost a playoff series yet have never won their division, trading us Juan Pierre, 2003 obviously

[BigSlick]

The fact that the Marlins have won the World Series twice without ever winning their division I think is hilarious + awesome and not at all a knock against them

 

Also that they've won the World Series twice while having 12 fans and there are like a half dozen teams that have never made a World Series in anyone's lifetime that have millions of followers, its so baseball