5/19 CUBS (Hammel) @ Brewers (Guerra) 12:40pm, CSN

[Omar]

I wish Frinkiac had the frames for this, but anyways:

 

[jersey cubs fan]

Winning Cubs baseball is like heroin. At first its the greatest thing ever and over time its still awesome but you need more (like run differential wins) to get the same high. Then suddenly its ripped away from you (losing a few games) and you start getting irritated and irrational. You get pissed when you don't have access to the stuff (like an offday after a loss, or a 9pm start tomorrow after a day game). If you just quit watching the Cubs, maybe after 6 months or so you could just enjoy them in moderation, but [expletive] that Bryant is up with 2 men on, I will quit tomorrow.

 

brb, selling my mom's TV for Cubs tickets

 

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[JudasIscariotTheBird]

I would have gone with:

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[Sammy Sofa]

[soccer10k]

I'll pinch-hit as the game thread starter if requested.

 

Sorry, cubscott34.

 

 

Mojo is just doing this because it's Jake against crappy Peavy.

[soccer10k]

No idea why Soler is still batting 6th. Russell's been hitting significantly better the last couple weeks and there's no platoon advantage since they're both lefties.

[cubscott34]

Hey... us proper time zone people on the west coast can't always get to a computer until 8 or so. I'll get it up in just a few minutes. :)

[jersey cubs fan]

. I'll get it up in just a few minutes. :)

Sorry to disappoint you, but it won't be getting much harder.

[cubscott34]

Yeah. I saw that one coming. Surprised it took that long.

[jersey cubs fan]

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