5/18 CUBS (Lackey) @ Brewers (Nelson) 7:10 CT, WGN

[TruffleShuffle]

i want bryant or baez to hit a dong so far that the brewers forfeit out of sheer terror and awe.

[BigSlick]

So many innings and no dongers

[UMFan83]

Do we even have a good position player left that can pitch or are we going to pitch Richard until he blows it or his arm falls off?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

ugh

[UMFan83]

Jesus what a terrible jump

[17 Seconds]

jesus

[BigSlick]

It would be really fitting if Bryant hit a double now

[Schwarber Fan]

They'll never overturn that.

[Ski]

How the hell do you get caught on that pitch and that throw, Heyward? Goodness.

[Sammys Boombox]

Did Heyward get a horrible jump? Seriously.

[Butterscup]

luv too steal with kris bryant up

[ScrubMD]

Did he fall down a couple times on his way to 2nd?

[Schwarber Fan]

Hit one out and end this noise, KB.

[Andy]

Summer Heyward can show up anytime now

[Tryptamine]

So what is that, 7 outs that Heyward is responsible for tonight?

[UMFan83]

Ahh yes the fly ball to the deepest part of the park. I'm going to bed. Go Cubs

[Ski]

We've missed so many cookies down the plate tonight.

[David]

i'm about ready to turn this game off and go to sleep, and i never do that.

 

part of that is how good this team is and how little it matters and another part is that this game is horsefeathering boring as horsefeathers and we keep doing stupid horsefeathers in hopes of scoring a single run.

[Ski]

This can't all be horsefeathers luck for 12 innings. There's a baseball god flipping switches horsefeathering with us.

 

We haven't pulled a single deep fly ball this series.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Summer Heyward can show up anytime now

is she cute?

[David]

i hate lastella again

 

he should only play 2b

[Ding Dong Johnson]

didn't get the flipper down in time

[17 Seconds]

it would suck to use 4 innings of strop/rondon in a loss

[Ski]

If we hit that it would have ricocheted right to another player.

[TruffleShuffle]

someone's not getting any post-game fish treats.