Baez impresses Baez

[Andy]

Those are the dumbest horsefeathering "cars." There's a guy who drives one around my city I see in the summer and he's the biggest douche I've ever met.

 

i mean, i'm sure it's fun

 

probably safer than a motorcycle at least.

That's my thought, that it's great for a person who likes the idea of motorcycles but also really likes having his head attached to his body.

[Sammy Sofa]

I didn't know those things existed outside of a Ruff Ryders video.

[Cubswin11]

https://twitter.com/CarrieMuskat/status/835204783422111744

[Sammy Sofa]

That looks like someone drew it with crayons.

[Derwood]

Could he have maybe spent more than $50 on that thing? Yikes

[Banedon]

Subtlety is not a trait that Baez possesses.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'd say the odds of it having been done by a buddy or family member are pretty damn high.

[David]

that looks much better than the first pic which was so zoomed in i could not figure out wtf was going on

 

but yeah probably a buddy

[Liam Neeson]

Yadi'ing intensifies

[CubInOK]

Soooooo deliciously hateable. Please be/stay awesome at baseball Javy.

[Cubswin11]

Javy definitely seems like the type of guy who has a "buddy" who is a tattoo artist

[jersey cubs fan]

Javy definitely seems like the type of guy who has a buddy who is a tattoo "artist"

[NOLA]

Javy definitely seems like the type of guy who has a "buddy" who is a tattoo artist

You say that like there's something wrong with it.

[Cubswin11]

Javy definitely seems like the type of guy who has a "buddy" who is a tattoo artist

You say that like there's something wrong with it.

It's not, necessarily, more a joke on how mediocre at best that tattoo is that it was done by a friend.

[The_Achiever]

His other arm tattoo thing is kind of cool.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

If I had won the World Series, I would have done the exact same thing. Maybe would included a little image Derek Law crying just under the S in CHAMPIONS. Just saying.

[David]

just noticed that his artist used the 2015 logo design

 

 

http://store.oyosports.com/c.1116312/site/images/CHCWS_CAT.jpg

[davell]

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Damnit. Thought I heard Javy call Dempster, Brian. Never mind.

[Banedon]

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[Liam Neeson]

Javy's domination over the Giants continues

 

http://mediadownloads.mlb.com/mlbam/mp4/2017/03/08/1233188783/1489008756767/asset_2500K.mp4

[NotSoSober]

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greatest tag ever?

[ConstableRabbit]

That was so sick.

[Sammy Sofa]

That is boss as horsefeathers.

[imb]

the best part is we already got our WS so im gonna enjoy all of Javy's crazy horsefeathers without worrying about the fact that he can't hit

[Sammy Sofa]

the best part is we already got our WS so im gonna enjoy all of Javy's crazy horsefeathers without worrying about the fact that he can't hit

 

Plus he'll still mix in just enough monster dongs and crazy slides to make his minimal offensive contribution totally bearable. Worst case scenario: he gets another shitty tattoo after a particularly bad slump and we all get distracted until he dongs.