4/4 Cubs (Cy Arrieta) @ LA Angels (Richards) 9:05 CT ESPN2, WLS, WSCR

[Tim]

What would Kaplan say if this was Starlin's beginning to the year?

[UMFan83]

the funniest thing is about this domination is I believe there has only be one Cubs XBH today, the Fowler lead off double. Doing it all with quarter-dongs

[Gilby]

Somewhere Starlin is making a hilarious movie spoof, jamming out to his awesome walkup song, while we're stuck with THIS.

[Careless]

what the horsefeathers is Rizzo doing???

[bukie]

Rizzo doing his best to push Richards over 100 pitches in the 5th, but came up just short.

[bukie]

what the [expletive] is Rizzo doing???

Swinging at pitches down the middle?

[David]

real cubs are killing it tonight

 

new cubs suck. maybe jitters.

 

stop sucking new cubs

[Careless]

Rizzo doing his best to push Richards over 100 pitches in the 5th, but came up just short.

But not without enough hip thrusting

[David]

what the [expletive] is Rizzo doing???

huh?

[Careless]

what the [expletive] is Rizzo doing???

Swinging at pitches down the middle?

He was humping the air over the plate. That's weird.

[David]

is it just me or does zobrist have an oddly exaggeratedly overhand throwing style that looks really weird on a middle infielder

[BigSlick]

Just wanna pop in and say Dexter Fowler owns

[Transmogrified Tiger]

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[ScrubMD]

what the [expletive] is Rizzo doing???

Swinging at pitches down the middle?

He was humping the air over the plate. That's weird.

 

Forcing Richards to pitch with an erection. It's called gamesmanship.

[OleMissCub]

what the [expletive] is Rizzo doing???

Swinging at pitches down the middle?

He was humping the air over the plate. That's weird.

 

My wife pointed that out to me last year about him. Never noticed before.

[Andy]

Jake is rolling

[Transmogrified Tiger]

58 thru 5, 1 hit, 1 walk, 3 K

[bukie]

See if Richards gets left in to face Bryant-Schwarber-Soler this inning.

[Schwarber Fan]

<3 Arrieta

[David]

are we going to have so many baserunners that it won't matter that they get out in hilariously stupid ways all the time?

[bukie]

are we going to have so many baserunners that it won't matter that they get out in hilariously stupid ways all the time?

That's stretching it a bit for one pickoff.

[UMFan83]

Remember when our team was at a state where we had to get excited about random people like Tuffy Rhodes Edited April 5, 2016 by UMFan83

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Thanks for dropping by with your 98 mile two seamer Richards, enjoy your 6.00 ERA and near 2 WHIP for your troubles

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Remember when our team was at the state where we had to get excited about random people like Tuffy Rhodes

yes, it happened nearly every season of my 42 years

[NOLA]

1st dong of the season comes in this inning.