General Cubs Chit-Chat

[Sammy Sofa]

And I don't think that's TT's anti-tipping thread.

[David]

And I don't think that's TT's anti-tipping thread.

http://www.northsidebaseball.com/archive/viewtopic.php?p=2998576#p2998576

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahah! That may actually be the biggest beeo-boop-beep revelation here.

[Sammy Sofa]

And remember when we figured out keener was a sex offender?

[David]

Hahahah! That may actually be the biggest beeo-boop-beep revelation here.

 

Lol I just searched his posts for "tip"

[David]

And remember when we figured out keener was a sex offender?

I think I heard about that when it was brought up again years after it was first discovered. No recollection of how or when it was first found out.

[David]

What ever happened to that Kurt Evans guy who was all over every Cubs message board? I think he even came here

[Sammy Sofa]

Hahahah! That may actually be the biggest beeo-boop-beep revelation here.

 

Lol I just searched his posts for "tip"

 

No, no, I mean HE sounds like a robot, acting all baffled by the idea of tipping a barber.

 

And imb and sean killing it:

 

to be fair to tranny, based on facebook, he could give himself that haircut with a flowbee

 

what kind of miserable bum doesn't [expletive] tip in an obvious tip situation? this isn't the cup on the counter at starbucks, scotty pippen

[Sammy Sofa]

And remember when we figured out keener was a sex offender?

I think I heard about that when it was brought up again years after it was first discovered. No recollection of how or when it was first found out.

 

I think that was the Lounge acting like a mini-Reddit and doing some pro-bono/anti-boner detective work.

[davell]

Who was the dude that remembered everything that had ever happened here and was going to write a book on it?

[Sammy Sofa]

I always kinda figured that dude was just someone like Meph.

[javy knows my name]

And remember when we figured out keener was a sex offender?

I think I heard about that when it was brought up again years after it was first discovered. No recollection of how or when it was first found out.

 

I think that was the Lounge acting like a mini-Reddit and doing some pro-bono/anti-boner detective work.

 

I think tree/LP grew up in the same town as him or something so they found him super easily

[Sammy Sofa]

I think I heard about that when it was brought up again years after it was first discovered. No recollection of how or when it was first found out.

 

I think that was the Lounge acting like a mini-Reddit and doing some pro-bono/anti-boner detective work.

 

I think tree/LP grew up in the same town as him or something so they found him super easily

 

Good work, gumshoes!

[UMFan83]

Speaking of tree, anyone remember how he became the only person to ever get laid by posting at NSBB?

[davell]

Speaking of tree, anyone remember how he became the only person to ever get laid by posting at NSBB?

 

1) Where is Tree?

 

2) Tell that story, I've definitely never heard it.

[UMFan83]

Speaking of tree, anyone remember how he became the only person to ever get laid by posting at NSBB?

 

1) Where is Tree?

 

2) Tell that story, I've definitely never heard it.

 

In 2004 there was a poster named Controversy. When we had the old picture thread, she posted a picture. Tree was impressed and started talking to her. We actually had an outing with me, tree, controversy and an old poster (his name is mark, drawing a blank on NSBB name) at a Cubs/Expos game (Scott Downs pitched a complete game shutout for Montreal). I believe this was their first meeting and they ended up dating for a bit, so I'm assuming they had sexy time.

[davell]

Speaking of tree, anyone remember how he became the only person to ever get laid by posting at NSBB?

 

1) Where is Tree?

 

2) Tell that story, I've definitely never heard it.

 

In 2004 there was a poster named Controversy. When we had the old picture thread, she posted a picture. Tree was impressed and started talking to her. We actually had an outing with me, tree, controversy and an old poster (his name is mark, drawing a blank on NSBB name) at a Cubs/Expos game (Scott Downs pitched a complete game shutout for Montreal). I believe this was their first meeting and they ended up dating for a bit, so I'm assuming they had sexy time.

 

 

Ah cool. Now come back Tree.

 

Side note, Kyle's green shirt pic with others faces imposed never got old for me.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

uhhhh....WTF? Starlin at the center of this thievery.

 

UPDATE: Cubs fans on Twitter are freaking out because Chicago has been doing a similar celebration and they did it before the Yankees. The Yankees version, however, is still much better.

 

lol, ok... both are dumb, but the Yankees version is way dumber because it’s a stupid ripoff

[Ding Dong Johnson]

“go eat a sandwich by yourself” has become my go-to insult in public

[davell]

Starlin had to copy us somehow, since he's got no shot at copying us getting rings.

[Sammy Sofa]

I appreciate the extra effort of having a pretend cameraman.

[imb]

I'm trying to decide which NSBB meme I like more between Seal Boy, the Hendricks picture photoshops or the Mad Men gifs.

 

Some others for consideration:

 

David is a robot

The initial notice was a physical appearance black

GEOVANY SOTO (too old for consideration? Probably)

Tiny Face Rizzo

Thick Onion Gravy

 

Zambrano's black guy

 

wasn't there another hccf contribution having to do with trying to attack a rattle snake with a tree branch or something?

 

 

derwood's jorts

derwood saying lots of things about things he doesn't actually know about

mojo's hatred of shorts and flip flops

tree's nachos

the idea of the nomar thread being this holy grail of nsbb merely because it was lost and we will never get to see it again

 

Mineaswell

[Andy]

Speaking of tree, anyone remember how he became the only person to ever get laid by posting at NSBB?

 

1) Where is Tree?

 

2) Tell that story, I've definitely never heard it.

 

In 2004 there was a poster named Controversy. When we had the old picture thread, she posted a picture. Tree was impressed and started talking to her. We actually had an outing with me, tree, controversy and an old poster (his name is mark, drawing a blank on NSBB name) at a Cubs/Expos game (Scott Downs pitched a complete game shutout for Montreal). I believe this was their first meeting and they ended up dating for a bit, so I'm assuming they had sexy time.

Wasn't Mark just MarkR? Or is this a different person?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

 

1) Where is Tree?

 

2) Tell that story, I've definitely never heard it.

 

In 2004 there was a poster named Controversy. When we had the old picture thread, she posted a picture. Tree was impressed and started talking to her. We actually had an outing with me, tree, controversy and an old poster (his name is mark, drawing a blank on NSBB name) at a Cubs/Expos game (Scott Downs pitched a complete game shutout for Montreal). I believe this was their first meeting and they ended up dating for a bit, so I'm assuming they had sexy time.

 

 

Ah cool. Now come back Tree.

 

Side note, Kyle's green shirt pic with others faces imposed never got old for me.

 

I do not remember this.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

Kyle Hendricks

 

http://www.chicagonow.com/cubs-den/files/2016/05/hendricks.jpg