The Cardinals

[David]

What's the $155m meme about

[The_Achiever]

What's the $155m meme about

 

Oh just that he refers to Jon Lester as the "$155 million pitcher", and only when he struggles.

[David]

What's the $155m meme about

 

Oh just that he refers to Jon Lester as the "$155 million pitcher", and only when he struggles.

 

What the hell

 

This might be gordo's worst

[Tim]

What's the $155m meme about

 

Oh just that he refers to Jon Lester as the "$155 million pitcher", and only when he struggles.

 

What the hell

 

This might be gordo's worst

He hits the "$155M pitcher who can't even throw to first base" a fair amount.

[NonProfitCow]

Lol Piscotty optioned.

He's had a rough year personally. His mother was diagnosed with ALS at the end of May.

[mul21]

Randal Grichuk, since homering in three straight games against the Cubs: .234/.265/.383

 

He even homered the next night too.

[ConstableRabbit]

Lol Piscotty optioned.

He's had a rough year personally. His mother was diagnosed with ALS at the end of May.

St. Louis Dispatch about to publish a column saying we should rename it Stephen Piscotty's Disease.

[ManEatingTarp]

Lol Piscotty optioned.

He's had a rough year personally. His mother was diagnosed with ALS at the end of May.

St. Louis Dispatch about to publish a column saying we should rename it Stephen Piscotty's Disease.

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

[jam1975]

He's had a rough year personally. His mother was diagnosed with ALS at the end of May.

St. Louis Dispatch about to publish a column saying we should rename it Stephen Piscotty's Disease.

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

[ConstableRabbit]

He's had a rough year personally. His mother was diagnosed with ALS at the end of May.

St. Louis Dispatch about to publish a column saying we should rename it Stephen Piscotty's Disease.

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

The joke was about the St Louis Dispatch, not his mom dying of ALS, dingus.

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, there was some vicious CAT SAVAGERY right before that Molina GS last night:

 

http://deadspin.com/kitty-on-the-field-fights-cardinals-employee-inspires-1797702195

[javy knows my name]

Cardinals and Brewers are tied for 2nd and 1 1/2 back of first. It would be really, really, really annoying to lose the division to the Cardinals this year.

[Banedon]

Cardinals and Brewers are tied for 2nd and 1 1/2 back of first. It would be really, really, really annoying to lose the division to the Cardinals this year.

 

They're on a hot offensive streak. I really don't see that sustaining itself.

[imb]

St. Louis Dispatch about to publish a column saying we should rename it Stephen Piscotty's Disease.

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

 

this is my kinda horsefeathers right here

[javy knows my name]

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

 

this is my kinda horsefeathers right here

 

I was gonna say, this is more savage than cardinals in hell

[Sammy Sofa]

Man, there was some vicious CAT SAVAGERY right before that Molina GS last night:

 

http://deadspin.com/kitty-on-the-field-fights-cardinals-employee-inspires-1797702195

 

Oh horsefeathers; Savage Cat is MISSING:

 

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After Lucas Hackmann escorted the feisty kitty out of last night’s game, he had to take care of his bite and scratch wounds, so, as he told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch, he set it down near the Stan Musial statue to receive first aid once he was outside the stadium. Bad idea!

 

“I finally get outside – and I wanted nothing to do with this cat at this point. My hand is just covered with blood. It looked pretty rough. So I got out to the Stan Musial statue, and I just set it down right there. I started to walk back in, and the cat was trying to get back in! Me and the ushers were blocking it – at this point, we didn’t think that anyone was going to want the cat. And then some ushers said, ‘Hey, you need to go to First Aid right now.’ And oh, yeah, I forgot – the whole grand slam thing! I forgot there was a whole game still going on.

 

“It was bases loaded, two outs, Yadi was up – it was a huge situation. And I remember the crowd going wild when I was up there – I was like, yeah, I get it, I got the cat off of the field (laughing) – and then I realized it was bases loaded. What happened? An usher told me. I kind of put two and two together. And was like – oh dang, this has got way bigger than what it was. This is going to blow up.

 

“So then I went to First Aid, and my phone is going absolutely berserk at this point. I’ve got First Aid people dealing with me, telling me I need to go to the hospital. And I’ve got my boss calling me – ‘What did you do with the cat? Matheny wants it!’ And I said, ‘Oh that’s not good – I set it outside!’

 

In a separate Post-Dispatch article, a woman named Korie Harris said she saw the cat by itself near the statue after searching for it. She told Cardinals security that she owned the cat and named it Yadi. As she was walking home, however, the cat escaped and couldn’t be found:

 

The animal jumped out of Harris’ arms into some tall grass somewhere in Citygarden on Market Street, Harris said.

 

She never saw the cat again.

 

“I waited for hours but he never came out,” Harris said.

[Banedon]

It's kinda impressive that he didn't drop the thing when it turned on him, but really, he'd have been better off using two hands to control it.

[ManEatingTarp]

 

Pretty sure if my mother was dying of a horrible disease it would have an effect on my job performance. Pretty sure you're a dickhole for making a joke about it.

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

 

this is my kinda horsefeathers right here

 

The recent history of Cubs players involved in domestic violence might be reason to reposition your moral high ground.

 

None of it is funny or joke worthy.

[JudasIscariotTheBird]

[imb]

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

 

this is my kinda horsefeathers right here

 

The recent history of Cubs players involved in domestic violence might be reason to reposition your moral high ground.

 

None of it is funny or joke worthy.

 

there's no moral high ground im interested in, i just like making fun of cardinals players who are dead

[jam1975]

 

at least she'll probably be spared the pain of outliving her son becoming another drunk driving statistic.

 

this is my kinda horsefeathers right here

 

The recent history of Cubs players involved in domestic violence might be reason to reposition your moral high ground.

 

None of it is funny or joke worthy.

 

we haven't memorialized our domestic abusers in our stadium. until that day happens i'm ok with my stance here.

[Sammy Sofa]

Cardinal Cat's savage reign of terror is OVER:

 

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[Guancous]

Cards lose giving up 3 in the bottom of the 9th on a dropped Molina ball.

[Banedon]

Cards lose giving up 3 in the bottom of the 9th on a dropped Molina ball.

 

Well that doesn't quite tell the whole story. Molina failed to catch a throw home on a hit off the green monster that scored 2.

 

https://www.mlb.com/redsox/video/betts-wins-it-for-the-red-sox/c-1735745083

[Brian707]

Cards lose giving up 3 in the bottom of the 9th on a dropped Molina ball.

 

Well that doesn't quite tell the whole story. Molina failed to catch a throw home on a hit off the green monster that scored 2.

 

https://www.mlb.com/redsox/video/betts-wins-it-for-the-red-sox/c-1735745083

 

 

First ballot HOFer