The Cardinals

[Banedon]

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It looks like Matheny won't make it much longer, which sucks.

 

That is not a well written article.

[Agony and Ivy]

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It looks like Matheny won't make it much longer, which sucks.

 

That is not a well written article.

 

It's not but de Jesus Ortiz is awesome because he calls out the Cards fans for being racist filth.

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Somebody tell me why this Tyler O'Neill cat isn't good so I can crush Cards fans hopes and dreams? Too much swing and miss? Not enough OBP?

[We Got The Whole 9]

Somebody tell me why this Tyler O'Neill cat isn't good so I can crush Cards fans hopes and dreams? Too much swing and miss? Not enough OBP?

Tons of swing and miss but then again, Tommy Pham has a 140 wRC+ this year after spending parts of 11 seasons in the minors. So you know this guy is the next Judge.

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Somebody tell me why this Tyler O'Neill cat isn't good so I can crush Cards fans hopes and dreams? Too much swing and miss? Not enough OBP?

Tons of swing and miss but then again, Tommy Pham has a 140 wRC+ this year after spending parts of 11 seasons in the minors. So you know this guy is the next Judge.

 

Eh, Pham has an eye thing and is blind some days and can see great others. He's gonna be a tough guy to figure out. Plus he's been various kinds of injured over the years.

[JonJayCutler]

Let's hope he's more of a Joey Gallo and less of an Aaron Judge.

[Sammy Sofa]

Let's hope he's more of a Kyle Schwarber and less of an Aaron Judge.

 

FTFY

 

*Cries*

[Ding Dong Johnson]

Let's hope he's more of a Kyle Schwarber and less of an Aaron Judge.

 

FTFY

 

*Cries*

nah, Kyle Schwarber is a playoff hero

[Sammy Sofa]

Let's hope he's more of a Kyle Schwarber and less of an Aaron Judge.

 

FTFY

 

*Cries*

nah, Kyle Schwarber is a playoff hero

 

The tragedy of incurable Peaking Early Disease. Now he needs the other kind of PED.

[Gmoney08]

Somebody tell me why this Tyler O'Neill cat isn't good so I can crush Cards fans hopes and dreams? Too much swing and miss? Not enough OBP?

Tons of swing and miss but then again, Tommy Pham has a 140 wRC+ this year after spending parts of 11 seasons in the minors. So you know this guy is the next Judge.

 

Eh, Pham has an eye thing and is blind some days and can see great others. He's gonna be a tough guy to figure out. Plus he's been various kinds of injured over the years.

 

Hasnt he hit way better since an eye procedure? Cards wouldve turned Mike Olt into Pujols.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Jerry Dipoto is drunk right now. Hopefully Theo calls him and we end up with Paxton for like Lackey and Duane Underwood.

 

He's made it his mission to trade every prospect in his farm system to finally land a 5th starter.

[CaliforniaRaisin]

The song about getting drunk fits the Cardinals so well.

 

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[Aaron_Kennelly]

Yeah, they suck.

[David]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

[Sammy Sofa]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Though if they want to make fun of the whole "waving to the dugout after getting a hit" thing, I'm OK with that.

[Banedon]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Derrick Goold and various twitter responders were getting quite upset at Willson after his homer yesterday. Apparently he kissed his bicep?

[ConstableRabbit]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Derrick Goold and various twitter responders were getting quite upset at Willson after his homer yesterday. Apparently he kissed his bicep?

God those people are dumb. He has Venezuelan flag sleeves and was kissing each then pointing up.

[mul21]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Derrick Goold and various twitter responders were getting quite upset at Willson after his homer yesterday. Apparently he kissed his bicep?

 

Huh, interesting. Goold is usually pretty reasonable when it comes to that stuff and definitely is in the make baseball fun again group.

[David]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Derrick Goold and various twitter responders were getting quite upset at Willson after his homer yesterday. Apparently he kissed his bicep?

 

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He didn't really seem upset in the prior tweet either

[Cubswin11]

Dexter to the 10-day DL with a left wrist strain. Probably from catching the ball like a showboating, idiot

[Tryptamine]

Looks like it's not only forum posters anymore. St.Louis is turning on Dexter; it's a shame, he deserves better.

 

http://www.stltoday.com/sports/columns/ben-frederickson/benfred-s-so-far-cardinals-have-been-better-without-fowler/article_adb5e2c6-73d5-5db3-acd6-7d32b164bbb4.html

[Agony and Ivy]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Derrick Goold and various twitter responders were getting quite upset at Willson after his homer yesterday. Apparently he kissed his bicep?

 

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He didn't really seem upset in the prior tweet either

 

Yeah he was genuinely curious when he asked. But he also said he hadn't seen Willson whip out the dong that often, pretending that Willson hasn't absolutely murdered the Cardinals for a full year now.

[Agony and Ivy]

MLBTR had this little nugget on the Birds....

 

"Though it’s still unclear just what course the Cardinals will take at the deadline, the club is now “expected to listen to offers” on outfielders Tommy Pham and Randal Grichuk, according to MLB.com’s Jon Morosi. While the Cards do now have quite a few options in the corner outfield, both of these players seem to fall in a curious spot in the potential market. There just isn’t much deadline demand in the corner outfield to drive up prices, and the Cards would surely be valuing their lengthy control rights in exploring potential deals. While there’d surely be interest, neither really looks to be a likely deadline mover from the outside. Of course, St. Louis also has some shorter-term assets that might be of interest — Lance Lynn, Seung-hwan Oh, and Trevor Rosenthal chief among them — and Morosi does note that the Dodgers and Nationals had scouts at the club’s latest game last night. Whether the Cardinals will really punt on the present season when the division is still in reach, though, is hardly clear at this point."

 

Trade for Grichuk and put him on the bereavement list indefinitely, Theo.

[David]

lmao Cardinal fans at GRB hate Dex's showboating and mentioned that their radio announcers were bitching about/making fun of our bullpen's dance routine

 

Can't have people having fun.

 

Though if they want to make fun of the whole "waving to the dugout after getting a hit" thing, I'm OK with that.

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[Sammy Sofa]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.