9/12 Cubs (Wood) @ Phillies (Eickhoff) 6:05 PM CST, CSN

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

I was just trying to decide this earlier today. And I think it's Schwarber for me.

[weis21]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

I was just trying to decide this earlier today. And I think it's Schwarber for me.

gun to my head it would probably be montero. i dont know if its the fact he looks 40 and playing with a bunch of "kids" or his twitter account but i love the hell out of that mother [expletive]. rizzo would be second. i think. and then i start the whole evaluation process over at this point which is why i just figured i'd love them all equally like a proud dad.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I still want my username to be Bryant's Disco Ball because I have a lame one right now.

 

Is there an official form to fill out?

[ScrubMD]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

For me, it's whoever donged most recently.

[weis21]

you have to send a bouquet of flowers to tim

[rawaction]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

Only 1 is a mighty Hoosier of Indiana, so I choose that guy.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

you have to send a bouquet of flowers to tim

 

Totally worth it.

[Guest]

anybody but rizzo is the wrong answer

 

does everything well and plays really smart and is lovable as hell

[weis21]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

For me, it's whoever donged most recently.

i tried that. but hell i even love Herrera because of his preposterous bucket/rally hat. this team is truly awesome.

[Aaron_Kennelly]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

I was just trying to decide this earlier today. And I think it's Schwarber for me.

gun to my head it would probably be montero. i dont know if its the fact he looks 40 and playing with a bunch of "kids" or his twitter account but i love the hell out of that mother [expletive]. rizzo would be second. i think. and then i start the whole evaluation process over at this point which is why i just figured i'd love them all equally like a proud dad.

 

Yeah, Montero is actually my favorite and mostly because of his twitter account. Though, he cracks me up when he does goofy [expletive], like sprinting to first after walks, too.

 

I'm thinking mainly as my favorite "kid" that should be here long-term. It was Rizzo for the longest time, even after Bryant came up. But, I think I like Schwarber more. One, for his 90s rap walk-up music. (Though, Rizzo's walk-up music certainly isn't a negative for him.) But, mainly, I love when he admires his homers.

[CubmanPi]

Rizzo/Bryant/Schwarber/Arrieta/Castro (still pulling for him to turn it around as a Cub)/whoever dongs on a given day. Really can't pick one.

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.

[weis21]

I keep trying to figure out what Cub is my favorite. I finally decided today I'm like a parent with multiple children - I love them all equally.

 

I was just trying to decide this earlier today. And I think it's Schwarber for me.

gun to my head it would probably be montero. i dont know if its the fact he looks 40 and playing with a bunch of "kids" or his twitter account but i love the hell out of that mother [expletive]. rizzo would be second. i think. and then i start the whole evaluation process over at this point which is why i just figured i'd love them all equally like a proud dad.

 

Yeah, Montero is actually my favorite and mostly because of his twitter account. Though, he cracks me up when he does goofy [expletive], like sprinting to first after walks, too.

 

I'm thinking mainly as my favorite "kid" that should be here long-term. It was Rizzo for the longest time, even after Bryant came up. But, I think I like Schwarber more. One, for his 90s rap walk-up music. (Though, Rizzo's walk-up music certainly isn't a negative for him.) But, mainly, I love when he admires his homers.

hell, i'd love him for no other reason that he called schwarber a hitting ma-cheen in his post-game interview. he's also been super cool about having to split time with not only ross but now schwarber when he's clearly a starting-caliber C.

[weis21]

I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.

you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.

you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af

 

Eh, they're not even that; Schwarber is the only with a decent bat flip. I want Baez to succeed just because he'd actually be the "don't give a fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck"-type they need more of.

 

Right now they're kind of a collection of goofy young men having good, clean fun. Dorks, if you will.

[Guest]

yes

 

javy is the swag infusion this team needs

[Cubswin11]

So Wood is starting tonight, what does that do to the long term pitching projections??? Also good to hear Wood is alive and back from the Klan meeting and/or Lynryd Skynyrd reunion tour

[Hairyducked Idiot]

I think my favorite is Schwarber because he just might be the best and because he was the ultimate "seriously, are never taking a pitcher" pick.

[weis21]

I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.

you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af

 

Eh, they're not even that; Schwarber is the only with a decent bat flip. I want Baez to succeed just because he'd actually be the "don't give a fullback"-type they need more of.

 

Right now they're kind of a collection of goofy young men having good, clean fun. Dorks, if you will.

there's nothing dorky about this team. on the actual field most don't do anything out of the ordinary, in regards to extracurricular things like bat flips(i wish more did). but you don't have to look too hard to see that this team has a hell of a lot of fun and confidence. they know #wearegood and it's more in the nuances than actual actions on the field.

[Guest]

nah, they're dorks

 

they're good, competent and fun loving dorks

 

except javy

Edited September 12, 2015 by David

[Sammy Sofa]

I'm still waiting for a true lovable weirdo/psycho to emerge before I can pick my favorite.

you'll be waiting a while. these are a bunch of polished professionals that just happen to be swaggy af

 

Eh, they're not even that; Schwarber is the only with a decent bat flip. I want Baez to succeed just because he'd actually be the "don't give a fullback"-type they need more of.

 

Right now they're kind of a collection of goofy young men having good, clean fun. Dorks, if you will.

there's nothing dorky about this team. on the actual field most don't do anything out of the ordinary, in regards to extracurricular things like bat flips(i wish more did). but you don't have to look too hard to see that this team has a hell of a lot of fun and confidence. they know #wearegood and it's more in the nuances than actual actions on the field.

 

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[Guest]

lmfao great [expletive] gif Edited September 12, 2015 by David

[Guest]

I still want my username to be Bryant's Disco Ball because I have a lame one right now.

 

Is there an official form to fill out?

Done!

 

Who was supposed to be Rizzo's Disco Ball?

[Sammy Sofa]

lmfao great [expletive] gif

 

Sleepy Barkley is so goddamned adorable.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

I still want my username to be Bryant's Disco Ball because I have a lame one right now.

 

Is there an official form to fill out?

Done!

 

Who was supposed to be Rizzo's Disco Ball?

 

Yes! Thank you.

 

Cubscott34 got in on the Rizzo one.