9/12 Cubs (Wood) @ Phillies (Eickhoff) 6:05 PM CST, CSN

[Ski]

Let's keep getting owned by this scrub, Cubs.

[Sammy Sofa]

GIVE US CASTRO.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are seeing 3.55 P/PA through 5 innings.

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Ski]

Lulz, Len just said interwebs.

[Sammy Sofa]

What the [expletive] is a "Darin Ruf?" Half of the Phillies' players don't have names so much as a spilled Scrabble box. Edited September 13, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[ARCubsFan]

Alright more dongs please

[Fred Hornkohl]

Phillies are seeing 4.71 P/PA through 5 innings.

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[squally1313]

I know I'm a little late on this, but I for one would welcome Travis Wood, effective lefty reliever, back to our bullpen.

[Fred Hornkohl]

A plethora o'dongs would be most welcome right here.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 63-32 (.663) when they draw 3 or more walks.... 19-26 (.422) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Sammy Sofa]

I demand a murder of dongs.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 30-21 (.588) when they steal a base.... 52-37 (.584) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Ski]

Booooo Schwarber is horrible

[Fred Hornkohl]

That was the CUBS' first stolen base in their last 12 games (9-3).

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Fred Hornkohl]

"It's a beautiful day for a home run..... but even a triple's OK.............."

[Sammy Sofa]

Come on, you fartknockers.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 29-32 (.475) when the opponents get a quality start.... 53-26 (.671) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Ski]

Rizzo has no business swinging at low and inside junk.

[Guest]

Desi Relaford, there's a name I haven't heard in forever

[Sammy Sofa]

Rizzo has no business swinging at low and inside junk.

 

So...many...jokes...

[Aaron_Kennelly]

6IP 3H 0ER 0BB 8K combined from Wood and Cahill. lol Phillies

[Ski]

Are Grimm, Strop, and Rondon all available tonight?

[Outshined_One]

Damnit Bryant

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS have won 5 games this year in which they only made 4 hits; 1 game when they only made 3 hits; 1 game when they only made 2 hits.

 

In fact, the CUBS are 7-7 (.500) when they make fewer than 6 hits.

 

Oh well..... there goes the 1 hitter.

[Sammy Sofa]

Baez, if you dong here, I will actually buy a Baez jersey.