9/8 Cubs (Hammel) @ Cardinals (Wacha) 7:15 PM CST, CSN

[cubscott34]

Winning good. Losing bad. Let's keep the winning thing going Cubs, ok? OK.

 

It's game two of this big three game series. Before we get to today's game, let's get a recap of game one. The cubs took my advice and were relaxing before the game:

 

http://www.dailyherald.com/storyimage/DA/20140913/entlife/140919618/AR/0/AR-140919618.jpg&updated=201409111402&MaxW=800&maxH=800&updated=201409111402&noborder

 

It obviously worked because the game started and Fowler immediately said to the Cardinals, "Have you seen us dong, bitches?"

http://www.elkharttruth.com/image/2015/09/07/800x800_b0/Cubs-Cardinals-Baseball-7.jpg

http://www.trbimg.com/img-55eddd47/turbine/ct-gameday-cubs-cardinals-spt-0908-20150907/600

 

And so it began. Very quickly the score was 3-0 and then we moved into the third inning where Lance Lynn suddenly looked like this:

http://www.stlcardinalbaseball.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/lance-lynn-cardinals-cry.jpg

 

So the Cardinals took him out and brought in one of their many lucky relievers. But soon Russell came to the plate and said "I see your ridiculous strand rate and raise you a dong!":

 

http://thumb.usatodaysportsimages.com/image/thumb/650-510nw/8551845.jpg

http://cdn.newsday.com/polopoly_fs/1.10816007.1441661223!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/display_600/image.jpg

 

And then it was 8-0. But the Cubs fans were still worried because Haren, so when the Cards loaded the bases in the 4th many were screaming for him to be pulled.

 

http://www.csnchicago.com/sites/csnchicago/files/2014/04/23/cubs_fan1_0.jpg

 

But then Haren said, "Just chill mo'fos. I got this [expletive]... Oh, and don't I look good in this suit? After we win, we'll all hang by my pool."

 

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/1176033/19734635/1344250074953/dan-haren-3.jpg?token=UC55eCAxH289dfVOWK6NknXkcCU%3D

 

And the Cubs fans relaxed and the Cubs won, 9-0.

 

 

Game two features this stud:

 

against this spawn of satan:

http://viewfromthepine.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/michael-wacha-fozzie-bear.jpg

 

The Cubs keep the dongs a comin' and 1st half Hammel makes his return. Cubs win 7-2. #WeAreAmazingGood #LetsGo #CardsSuck

 

:clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping: :clapping:

Edited September 8, 2015 by cubscott34

[Guest]

this cubscott guy is great

[Derwood]

I approve of this thread and all future threads in the 40 game winning streak

[ARCubsFan]

Ride the CubsScott wave

[imb]

this image is 1-0

 

http://i.imgur.com/jPdN5pw.jpg

[Sammy Sofa]

That Haren pic is hysterical.

[Andy]

Is Kile the dude up top?

[imb]

Is Kile the dude up top?

 

it is indeed.

[Derwood]

Is Kile the dude up top?

 

it is indeed.

 

Well, it WAS Daryl Kile

[Guest]

I love it, but please don't use Getty images (or any other that is copyrighted). They like to threaten to take down sites like mine that use unlicensed images.

[cubscott34]

I love it, but please don't use Getty images (or any other that is copyrighted). They like to threaten to take down sites like mine that use unlicensed images.

 

Gotcha.

[Gingerballs Lives]

I really enjoyed that. Especially the wacha picture.

[weis21]

Just wanted to be on record of also saying this Scott guy is great.

[CubInOK]

What makes you think we're gonna give up a run tomorrow?

[PrimeTime]

Hopefully Haren gave some of his magic from today to Hammel for this game so we don't see horrific post ASG Hammel. Beat these [expletive].

[ctcf]

[tweet]https://twitter.com/rianwatt/status/641111310852337664[/tweet]

[Aaron_Kennelly]

Let's win by 9 again. Also please start Javy, so I can see him show off his dong and then admire it.

[philosophizer75]

Guys what happened to diamondmind why do I keep seeing rip diamondmind?

[rawaction]

Russell most definitely raised a dong with that HR.

[Sammy Sofa]

Guys what happened to diamondmind why do I keep seeing rip diamondmind?

 

He vanished shortly before the losing streak and has not been seen since. It's assumed he was eaten by coyotes.

[Guest]

he was logged in just this past friday

 

hasn't posted since mid august

[Guest]

i can't wait until that glorious day where we get the lineup with both schwarbs and javy

[jersey cubs fan]

he was logged in just this past friday

 

 

could have been the executor of his estate

[Sammy Sofa]

he was logged in just this past friday

 

 

could have been the executor of his estate

 

I wonder who he bequeathed his extensive collection of St. Ides to.

[PrimeTime]

Rainy weather incoming this afternoon and tonight. Hopefully they get this one in