9/1 Reds (DeScalfani) @ Cubs (Haren) 7:05, WGN

[Careless]

yesyesyes

[Ski]

How hard is it to not call pitches four inches off the plate strikes?

[Brian]

i think i'm in love

[UMFan83]

BAT [expletive] FLIP

[ScrubMD]

SCHWARBER HAS ELEPHANT PENIS

[Fred Hornkohl]

Oh, [expletive] hell yes !!!

[squally1313]

DONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[dfnowak]

That was cool

[Guest]

SCHWARBS!!!

[NotSoSober]

big time

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Thanks for strike 2 blue.

[ARCubsFan]

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/2014-03/enhanced/webdr07/11/17/anigif_enhanced-18703-1394574215-16.gif

[kujay]

I'm on a plane, can't watch. He really did that didn't he? I'm so in love.

[Schwarber Fan]

SCHWARBBBBBBBB

[Guest]

BAT FLIP

[weis21]

I love Schwarber. And holy [expletive] he can quietly pimp a HR as good as anyone.

[TruffleShuffle]

nothing cheap about that home run.

[Little Slide Rooter]

That was some nice dong.

[Ski]

How hard is it to not call pitches four inches off the plate strikes?

I take it back, Blue. You knew Schwarber would launch one.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

omg

[Bryants Disco Ball]

God, I know it's just sports but please let the Cubs hold the lead so I can feel good.

[ctcf]

God, Kyle Schwarber is such a beautiful man.

[Guest]

I'm on a plane, can't watch. He really did that didn't he? I'm so in love.

it was absolutely crushed. way out to left center. 432 feet.

[Burt Macklin, FBI]

he murdered that baseball

[apete6]

4 more outs until Dr. Doom comes and shuts us down

 

THIS. I have 0 faith we will ever score a meaningful run on Chapman. Guess what. IT DON'T MATTER BEEYOTCH!!!