9/1 Reds (DeScalfani) @ Cubs (Haren) 7:05, WGN

[ARCubsFan]

How did that not get out?

[Fro]

bryant with the jumbo dong tease

[Careless]

ok now plz see my earlier post

Finish whom?

[Sammys Boombox]

I thought that was halfway up the bleachers. Dang

[imb]

god i thought he hit one

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Dang, that would've been nice.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Wait what just happened. I jumped up and already was celebrating. And then it didn't even get to the track.

[Schwarber Fan]

How in god's name was that not a homer?

[weis21]

wtf? did he get that off the end of the bat or something?

[Ski]

How the [expletive] didn't that get out?

 

Please make it a moot point, bullpen.

[TruffleShuffle]

eat a D, that was a home run and suarez' was a fly out to the warning track. i want a do-over on those results.

[ScrubMD]

Now this erection just feels cheap and wrong.

[dfnowak]

Thought that was gone!

 

Ok, please stop giving up runs.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

bryant with the jumbo dong tease

 

This was funny. Hahahaha.

[Guest]

it looked good but sounded bad

[ARCubsFan]

How did Suarez hit his out? This is stupid.

[Guest]

wtf? did he get that off the end of the bat or something?

 

Only thing I can figure is that he got too much backspin or something, and even that is slightly confusing because the wind should have taken it. It sure looked like he squared it off the bat.

[Little Slide Rooter]

are you kidding me? how did that not get out

 

Juarez gently taps one into the basket; Bryant knocks one into orbit, and the wind turns into Hakeem [expletive] Olajuwon on him.

[Bryants Disco Ball]

Now this erection just feels cheap and wrong.

 

This. This was good, too.

[Guest]

97 with 8 inches of movement, goodness

[muntjack]

I was already calculating his updated OPS and WAR. Sigh.

[NotSoSober]

wow @ that iowa/okc series. 1st game of a DH and it's in the 18th inning. we got votto out!

[weis21]

are you kidding me? how did that not get out

 

Juarez gently taps one into the basket; Bryant knocks one into orbit, and the wind turns into Hakeem [expletive] Olajuwon on him.

where you come up with this stuff off the top of your head I will never begin to understand. sometimes I wish my brain was this random instead of worrying about so much.

[JonJayCutler]

Have we discussed how much Denorfia looks like a cracked out Ryan Dempster?

[weis21]

nothing beats the good old pointless slide