6/14 Reds (DeSclafani) @ Cubs (Lester) 7:08 PM CST, ESPN

[Andy]

Holy Schlitter, he actually did what he's supposed to do

[treebird]

THNX FOR GROUNDBALLS SCHLITTY

[itisallpartoftheplan]

Props to Schlitter. 2 groundball outs.

[ARCubsFan]

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[Schwarber Fan]

It's almost impossible to walk guys with this ump. Nice job, Zach. Enjoy your demotion when Ramirez/Soriano arrive.

Ramirez is dead, could be a while.

 

It'll be a miracle if we get out of this one

 

Is Ramirez not rehabbing?

[Ski]

Now score runs! We'll make it happen through our combined directed willpower.

[Andy]

Is Ramirez not rehabbing?

 

He might be. Maddon literally didn't know the last time the media asked him

[TruffleShuffle]

Schlitter has now pitched 7 innings this season. It seems like so many more.

 

so so true.

[Irrelevant Dude]

Have a seat Chapman. I'm sure you are going to be real effective after your 5th time warming up.

[Ski]

Really, Bryant? Ugh.

[KrisBryantisaBeast]

Both offensives are terrible tonight. Must be this terrible umpires fault.

[Tryptamine]

I'm actually shocked that wasn't caught

[PrimeTime]

Couglan!!! Walkoff hit pleaseeeeeeeeeee

[Ski]

Let's walk off, please.

[SouthSideRyan]

JEFF PICO!

[Guest]

Schlitter has now pitched 7 innings this season. It seems like so many more.

 

That's because things like giving up 3 hits without getting an out don't show up in IP.

[treebird]

castro is walkoff king, better walk him you dumbasses

[Irrelevant Dude]

JEFF PICO!

That's "former Cubs great" Jeff Pico to you!

[SouthSideRyan]

Maybe it would make sense to bring in a stud lefty reliever to face Baxter-Montero-Wood.

 

Luckily the Reds don't have one of those.

[sneakypower]

good thing Jay Bruce doesn't play LF too

[ARCubsFan]

With Baxter on deck, not sure why Starlin is getting anything to hit

[Ski]

YEESSSS!

[Careless]

Castro!!

[Guest]

boom

[treebird]

castro is walkoff king, better walk him you dumbasses