5/17 Pittsburgh (Burnett) @ CUBS (Arrieta) 1:20, WGN/MLBN

[ScrubMD]

[expletive] himself.

[Sammy Sofa]

Hopefully he didn't Paterno himself.

 

Y'know, back when Paterno just had that one thing to be embarrassed about.

[ScrubMD]

"Hey coach, put in Herrera. [expletive] myself."

[Soul]

Whew he's just vomiting

[CyHawk_Cub]

Hopefully he didn't Paterno himself.

 

Y'know, back when Paterno just had that one thing to be embarrassed about.

 

hahahahahaha

[KingCubsFan]

Whew. Just a hangover.

[Schwarber Fan]

[expletive]. Let's not lose because of that.

[Guest]

Starlin, you're as good as anyone in MLB at tracking an over the shoulder pop up, just keep doing that

[CubInOK]

Arietta has a brown patch on his hat.

[halplm]

no way we win this game. sucky sports day

[Schwarber Fan]

Damn. Alright just run up AJ's PC and get their pen.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Cubs failure to come through w/ bases loaded, and now Pirates get their run in

[Andy]

We get fucked last inning and Pittsburgh scores a run on a blooper. If we lose this one, we're even from Friday

[bukie]

We get [expletive] last inning and Pittsburgh scores a run on a blooper. If we lose this one, we're even from Friday

Where the Cubs had leads of 7-1 and 10-5? Yeah, lucky to win that one.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 16-6 (.727) when they score first in the game.... 5-9 (.357) when they don't

 

 

Go CUBS !!

[Sammy Sofa]

Confession time: the only time I have ever [expletive] myself beyond being a small, small child was during a baseball game in high school. I was battling the flu, somehow managed to crank a double and then stupidly tried to stretch it in to a triple. I slid in to 3B and was out by a mile, but as I got to my feet I just started farting uncontrollably. It was like a foghorn was sounding for a good 10 seconds straight. I didn't even feel a point of no return or anything like that; it's like my terrible slide (in my fevered haze I basically just Roast-kicked into the air and landed flat on my side) just rattled my guts so much they unleashed. Fortunately I was so pooped out already I was just spraying foam, but still, it was humbling. Edited May 17, 2015 by Sammy Sofa

[Sammy Sofa]

Arietta has a brown patch on his hat.

 

Man, Bryant really IS sick.

[Careless]

Confession time: the only time I have ever [expletive] myself beyond being a small, small child was during a baseball game in high school. I was battling the flu, somehow managed to crank a double and then stupidly tried to stretch it in to a triple. I slid in to 3B and was out by a mile, but as I got to my feet I just started farting uncontrollably. It was like a foghorn was sounding for a good 10 seconds straight. I didn't even feel a point of no return or anything like that; it's like my terrible slide (in my fevered haze I basically just Roast-kicked into the air and landed flat on my side) just rattled my guts so much they unleashed. Fortunately I was so pooped out already I was just spraying foam, but still, it was humbling.

You're not Kyle and this is not a first date.

[Andy]

Where the Cubs had leads of 7-1 and 10-5? Yeah, lucky to win that one.

It's not like they rallied on a slew of lucky hits. Seems like a silly thing to argue about in any case.

[Sammy Sofa]

Confession time: the only time I have ever [expletive] myself beyond being a small, small child was during a baseball game in high school. I was battling the flu, somehow managed to crank a double and then stupidly tried to stretch it in to a triple. I slid in to 3B and was out by a mile, but as I got to my feet I just started farting uncontrollably. It was like a foghorn was sounding for a good 10 seconds straight. I didn't even feel a point of no return or anything like that; it's like my terrible slide (in my fevered haze I basically just Roast-kicked into the air and landed flat on my side) just rattled my guts so much they unleashed. Fortunately I was so pooped out already I was just spraying foam, but still, it was humbling.

You're not Kyle and this is not a first date.

 

Well, yeah, because then you'd just be buying another chest freezer for the basement.

[Schwarber Fan]

Might need some late inning magic to win this one.

[Sammys Boombox]

Losing a low-scoring game is really going to suck after that Soler AB.

 

Just don't lose so it doesn't suck.

[Guest]

two fiesta forevers in the same break, maybe this is why WGN only made $27 per game last year, they don't bother selling ads to anyone else

[Schwarber Fan]

Here comes the inning to tie it.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Whew he's just vomiting

 

Stepped away for a few innings, returned to Jonathan [expletive] Hererra where Bryant should be. Couldn't get to Twitter quick enough. Needless to say, I've never been so happy to hear about a guy vomiting in all my life.