4/14 Cubs (Arrieta) vs Reds (DeSclafani) 7:05 CSN

[soccer10k]

Got our first two Soler dongs of the year on Monday and they were glorious. That's three straight wins, two games over .500 for the first time since 2009 and sole possession of first place for the first time since 2009. We've got another favorable pitching matchup tonight so keep it up.

 

Go Cubs!

[Hairyducked Idiot]

That pitching matchup though.

 

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-pWVWBDnfJow/UaQ6ljtIAHI/AAAAAAAAAxQ/YRCF151TIWw/s1600/ron-swanson-excited.gif

[Sammy Sofa]

At my signal unleash dongs.

 

The rampage will just continue to escalate with Bryant and then Russell joining the fray, with nary a Baez to be seen to kill the momentum.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At my signal unleash dongs.

 

The dong count is up to 7 and the dong pace is now 189 and rising.

[Guest]

The pace will accelerate significantly in about, oh, a week.

[Butterscup1679666578]

keep doing the thing that makes me happy

[Sammy Sofa]

At my signal unleash dongs.

 

The dong count is up to 7 and the dong pace is now 189 and rising.

 

It was specific to the context of this game, you choad.

[seanimal]

gonna be at this game, be jealous of me! i'm so excited that i'm going to eat like three of those asian burritos mojo was talking about

 

it feels like we've already won more games this season than we won in the last five years combined. we're bound to hit some rough patches, but this is fun

[Sammy Sofa]

I am jealous of you. I miss all of those things you just spoke of.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

At my signal unleash dongs.

 

The dong count is up to 7 and the dong pace is now 189 and rising.

 

It was specific to the context of this game, you choad.

 

I wasn't correcting you, I was expounding on our shared love of dongs.

[treebird]

those asian burritos mojo was talking about

 

i'd prefer those asian mojitos a burro was talking about, but that will be good too

[DiamondMind]

http://i.imgur.com/8JxZfpg.jpg?1

[Hairyducked Idiot]

http://i.imgur.com/8JxZfpg.jpg?1

 

Awesome

[manbearcub]

http://i.imgur.com/8JxZfpg.jpg?1

Is that to scale?!?!

[DiamondMind]

http://i.imgur.com/je3agYv.png

 

http://i.imgur.com/iRcUOFL.png?2

[Sammy Sofa]

Please don't be doing something creepy.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Fangraphs has playoff odds at 49.6%. BP hasn't updated yet, but they are usually higher on us than Fangraphs is.

[Fred Hornkohl]

CUBS are 3-1 (0.750) vs. Cincinnati on 14 April at home

 

Gam#      Date          Opponent                 Score
001  Tue  04/14/1953    Cincinnati                3- 2    
008  Wed  04/14/1999    Cincinnati                5- 4    
013  Mon  04/14/2003    Cincinnati            N   3-11    
010  Sat  04/14/2007    Cincinnati                7- 0    

 

Go CUBS !!

[DiamondMind]

Please don't be doing something creepy.

 

Was trying to get a shot of her reaction to Mendy's lol-response to her question. I can make it creepy if you want, though.

[CubInOK]

Fangraphs has playoff odds at 49.6%. BP hasn't updated yet, but they are usually higher on us than Fangraphs is.

Our magic number to clinch the central is now 155.

[Guest]

Fangraphs has playoff odds at 49.6%. BP hasn't updated yet, but they are usually higher on us than Fangraphs is.

 

do you think they're already giving us a win for this arrieta/danserafini matchup?

[Guest]

We're on pace for 109 wins.

[SouthSideRyan]

We're on pace for 109 wins.

 

How could you possibly screw up that math.

[Guest]

We're on pace for 109 wins.

 

How could you possibly screw up that math.

 

typo jerkface

[jersey cubs fan]

http://i.imgur.com/8JxZfpg.jpg?1

Is that to scale?!?!

 

Is the earth only half the size of the sun? No. Is Soler equal to the sun? Yes.