2014 All-Star Thread

[ConstableRabbit]

Shoulda started the best pitcher in the NL.

[Guest]

Mike [expletive] Trout.

[Illini Iceman]

Mike Trout is just a beast.

[Gmoney08]

It scares me when I think how old I'll be during Mike Trout's retirement send off Allstar game..

[Guest]

good thing wainwright watched all that video

[RynoRules]

Ha ha, Wainwright is getting lit.

[UMFan83]

Better not get some Cardinal scumbag starting when the Cubs are good enough to compete for a world series

[Gmoney08]

Better not get some Cardinal scumbag starting when the Cubs are good enough to compete for a world series

 

 

Let them blow their elbows out, their org is built around pitching.

 

 

Pretty sure Theo plans on our lineup being so filthy we are going to sign 12 inch softball pitchers for our rotation.

[Guest]

good thing wainwright watched all that video

Buck was sure to fellate him no matter what, though.

[ScrubMD]

Can't let Wainwright go out like that. Leave him in a few more innings, at least 130 or so pitches.

[ConstableRabbit]

Don't worry, they're here:

 

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Ryan Wilson ‏@Mr_RyN_93 5m

Lucroy is choosing the worst pitches ever, if Yadi was behind the plate Waino would have 3k's right now #ASG2014

 

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Blake Lutgen ‏@BlakeLutgen 4m

If Yadi was calling the pitches, it would've been a 1, 2, 3 inning. Simple as that

[Guest]

hahahahaha Reynolds with all that build up and Cano barely tried to throw the ball in the same direction as the plate.

[ScrubMD]

According to the announcers, the pitchers in an all star game are better than in a regular game, which can make it more difficult than facing worse pitchers. Anyone have any data on this?

[Guest]

Gomez is Zambrano-crazy

[CubmanPi]

Gomez is Zambrano-crazy

Gomez is too murdery to be Zambrano crazy.

[Guest]

Gomez is Zambrano-crazy

 

only an everyday player so way more fun

 

i love him

[Cubswin11]

Gomez is Zambrano-crazy

I think he's a pretty decent comp for Baez all around, think Baez will have a little more power and less average/SB than him. They both swing like they are heavily invested in a chiropractic firm also.

[Sammy Sofa]

Gomez is Zambrano-crazy

 

only an everyday player so way more fun

 

i love him

 

Funk yes.

[RynoRules]

Reynolds brought up the Wainwright-Kershaw thing again; Buck made clear he was sick of talking about it.

 

The Fuc...I mean Buck has spoken.

[ConstableRabbit]

The Rich Harden deal didn't work out for us? [expletive] you, Buck.

[DiamondMind]

kershaws delivery is so weird

[RynoRules]

They should just let Buck select the MVP. He knows all. Edited July 16, 2014 by RynoRules

[ScrubMD]

The Rich Harden deal didn't work out for us? [expletive] you, Buck.

 

Joe Buck can eat all of the [expletive].

[RynoRules]

kershaws delivery is so weird

 

It looks like a balk.

[Sammy Sofa]

The Rich Harden deal didn't work out for us? [expletive] you, Buck.

 

It...hurts.

 

I get why we did it, I support why it was done, seeing Harden's debut for the Cubs live is one of my favorite things ever (not counting Marmol's implosion)...but holy [expletive], I need to stop myself from looking at Donaldson's numbers.