2014 All-Star Thread

[Illini Iceman]

Ugh he is going to win the MVP.

[SouthSideRyan]

Seriously, though, everyone knows Jeter is getting the MVP for the game, right?

 

Cabrera will hit another HR, the NL will win on a walk-off, and he'll still get it

[Sammy Sofa]

Guys, come on, we're blessed to share this time with him.

[ConstableRabbit]

No player has impacted kids growing up more than Derek Jeter.

[Guest]

There are 49 qualified SP in the NL, Alfredo Simon is 42nd in FIP

[SouthSideRyan]

No player has impacted kids growing up more than Derek Jeter.

 

No person

[ScrubMD]

Intangibles

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm sure you will [expletive] go on all night about him Tom

[Sammy Sofa]

There are 49 qualified SP in the NL, Alfredo Simon is 42nd in FIP

 

Yes, but Jeter.

[ConstableRabbit]

I'm sure you will [expletive] go on all night about him Tom

Haha that was hilarious.

[Illini Iceman]

There are 49 qualified SP in the NL, Alfredo Simon is 42nd in FIP

 

Harold will have to explain to you that he is leading the NL in wins and wins are what matter you stats nerd.

[SouthSideRyan]

Let's root for another Cabrera HR

[DiamondMind]

http://media.giphy.com/media/YL4P4IcH0AnFS/giphy.gif Edited July 16, 2014 by DiamondMind

[ConstableRabbit]

Simon trying to get him there.

[SouthSideRyan]

Jeter woulda kept it fair

[Sammy Sofa]

[spoiler=Jeter]http://media.giphy.com/media/YL4P4IcH0AnFS/giphy.gif

 

http://24.media.tumblr.com/260889a48693dd7e23ea8841c85a2202/tumblr_mh2c6d9AJA1s2ohego2_500.gif

[DiamondMind]

My friend's cousin dated Derek Jeter for a while and had keys to his apartment. According to the story she entered one day to find him butt ass naked on his couch watching highlights of himself and bumping his chest with his fist saying "YEAH JEETS, YEAH JEETS".

 

I actually kinda believe this. Only because one of my friends claims he knew a girl that went back to Derek Jeter's place one night and proceeded to go down on him. As she performed, Jeter put his hand on her head and said "Yeah Jeets, yeah Jeets," as she kept going. I believe it was a soft "yeah Jeets" as opposed to a screaming bumping "YEAH JEETS." But it's close enough. I never knew if it was true, but if someone unrelated has another "Yeah Jeets" story, it is gaining some validity to me.

Edited July 16, 2014 by DiamondMind

[ConstableRabbit]

He hits the best pitchers' best pitches? Wtf are they even talking about now?

[DiamondMind]

I'm going to be sick

[Guest]

In the last Jeter segment before the start of this inning, Fox had Phantogram's "Celebrating Nothing" playing in the background

[Guest]

He hits the best pitchers' best pitches? Wtf are they even talking about now?

 

i didn't find that comment to be particularly offensive

[ConstableRabbit]

Who's playing short this half-inning? Oh, it's

 

ALEXEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?

 

YES YES YES YES HISTORY.

[SouthSideRyan]

I'm gonna say "Yeah Jeets" next time I get blown

[Illini Iceman]

Selig starts clapping when he realizes the camera is on him.

 

We will now proceed to hold up the game while Jeter shakes the hand of every fan in the stadium.

[SouthSideRyan]

I demand Jeter cam the rest of the way