4/4 - Phillies (Hernandez) @ Cubs (Wood) 1:20 WGN

[David]

i'll be at the game so please win again

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Our two best pitchers the next two days, at home, against the Phillies.

 

3-2 would be nice, plz.

[jersey cubs fan]

If Pat Burrell isn't playing the Cubs have a chance.

[CubInOK]

If Pat Burrell isn't playing the Cubs have a chance.

Or Mike Schmidt.

[jersey cubs fan]

I love that a high of 50 qualifies as "warmer".

[SouthSideRyan]

Let's get drunk on a weekday

[imb]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

[SouthSideRyan]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

I believe it's Fausto Carmona

[Guest]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

The pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona, Roberto Hernandez

[NOLA]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

The pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona, Roberto Hernandez

In Anglo terms, wouldn't this be like changing your name from Chest Rockwell to John Smith?

[sneakypower]

3.60 xFIP / 4.89 ERA guy

 

vs.

 

4.50 xFIP / 3.11 ERA guy

[SouthSideRyan]

3.60 xFIP / 4.89 ERA guy

 

vs.

 

4.50 xFIP / 3.11 ERA guy

 

We're the bad one aren't we

[bukie]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

The pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona, Roberto Hernandez

In Anglo terms, wouldn't this be like changing your name from Chest Rockwell to John Smith?

It's more like a guy by the name of John Smith having a fake ID for Ron Mexico.

[Guest]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

The pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona, Roberto Hernandez

In Anglo terms, wouldn't this be like changing your name from Chest Rockwell to John Smith?

 

It's more like Chest Rockwell is a couple years younger so you say you're him and then people realize you're John Smith.

[NOLA]

who the [expletive] is hernandez? livan hernandez?

 

The pitcher formerly known as Fausto Carmona, Roberto Hernandez

In Anglo terms, wouldn't this be like changing your name from Chest Rockwell to John Smith?

It's more like a guy by the name of John Smith having a fake ID for Ron Mexico.

Minus the herpes or dog torture.

[woodchip2153]

Let's get drunk on a weekday

 

Founder's KBS is hitting the shelves here tomorrow, so that sounds like a good plan to me.

[Clem Fandango]

who the [expletive] is hernandez?

 

I'd like to offer up this GIF to be used in any situation where someone is wondering who another player is.

[Omar]

Cubs v. Hernandez

                   PA AB H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO    BA   OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Ryan Sweeney       16 15 2  0  0  0   2  1  1  .133  .188  .133  .321  0  0   0   0         2
Emilio Bonifacio    3  3 1  0  0  0   0  0  0  .333  .333  .333  .667  0  0   0   0         0
Ryan Kalish         3  2 2  1  0  0   0  1  0 1.000 1.000 1.500 2.500  0  0   0   0         0
Justin Ruggiano     3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  1  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Nate Schierholtz    3  3 0  0  0  0   0  0  0  .000  .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total              28 26 5  1  0  0   2  2  2  .192  .250  .231  .481  0  0   0   0         2
Has not faced: John Baker, Darwin Barney, Welington Castillo, Starlin Castro, Junior Lake, Mike Olt, Anthony Rizzo and Luis Valbuena 

 

Phillies v. Wood

                PA AB  H 2B 3B HR RBI BB SO   BA  OBP   SLG   OPS SH SF IBB HBP GDP missG
Marlon Byrd     15 14  3  1  0  0   1  1  1 .214 .267  .286  .552  0  0   0   0         1
Jimmy Rollins   11 11  2  0  0  0   0  0  1 .182 .182  .182  .364  0  0   0   0         0
Ryan Howard      8  8  0  0  0  0   0  0  2 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Wil Nieves       7  7  1  0  0  0   1  0  1 .143 .143  .143  .286  0  0   0   0         0
Carlos Ruiz      7  5  2  2  0  0   0  2  0 .400 .571  .800 1.371  0  0   1   0         0
John Mayberry    6  5  2  1  0  0   1  1  1 .400 .500  .600 1.100  0  0   0   0         0
Domonic Brown    3  2  1  0  0  1   1  1  1 .500 .667 2.000 2.667  0  0   0   0         0
Tony Gwynn       3  2  0  0  0  0   0  1  0 .000 .333  .000  .333  0  0   0   0         0
Ben Revere       3  3  2  0  0  0   0  0  0 .667 .667  .667 1.333  0  0   0   0         0
Chase Utley      2  2  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
A.J. Burnett     1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  1 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Brad Lincoln     1  1  0  0  0  0   0  0  0 .000 .000  .000  .000  0  0   0   0         0
Total           67 61 13  4  0  1   4  6  8 .213 .284  .328  .611  0  0   1   0         1
Has not faced: Cody Asche, Cesar Hernandez and Jayson Nix 

[UMFan83]

3.60 xFIP / 4.89 ERA guy

 

vs.

 

4.50 xFIP / 3.11 ERA guy

 

We're the bad one aren't we

 

You've done this before haven't you?

[neely crenshaw]

who the [expletive] is hernandez?

 

I'd like to offer up this GIF to be used in any situation where someone is wondering who another player is.

Please refrain from using such language or I will be forced to thrash you….

[Schwarber Fan]

It appears the wind will be blowing out at gale force tomorrow

[Guest]

who the [expletive] is hernandez?

 

I'd like to offer up this GIF to be used in any situation where someone is wondering who another player is.

NSFW

[neely crenshaw]

4th game of the year and I am still excited when I see they are playing an afternoon game!

[jersey cubs fan]

logan sure does dig making gifs

[pitchcs]

Bonifacio CF

Castro SS

Rizzo 1B

Schierholtz RF

Valbuena 3B

Castillo C

Sweeney LF

Barney 2B

Wood P