NFL Week 11 or something

[Guest]

i once had a romantic encounter in which the bedroom door was accidentally left ajar, and my girlfriend's puppy came in while we were having sex and started humping my leg (which was hanging off the bed). not gonna lie it kinda ruined the mood. (for 5 minutes)

A bulldog once licked my ass during making the beast with two backs. My GF kicked him hard and he yelped and left.

[Guest]

Sounds like a Bukowski poem. I think it actually is.

[jersey cubs fan]

i once had a romantic encounter in which the bedroom door was accidentally left ajar, and my girlfriend's puppy came in while we were having sex and started humping my leg (which was hanging off the bed). not gonna lie it kinda ruined the mood. (for 5 minutes)

A bulldog once licked my ass

Which one?

http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100708105639/prowrestling/images/8/82/The_British_Bulldogs5.jpg

[rawaction]

Yes! This thread has become exactly what I hoped.

[UMFan83]

Yes! This thread has become exactly what I hoped.

 

Came for Jets/Bills analysis, stayed for awkward sex stories

[jersey cubs fan]

Yes! This thread has become exactly what I hoped.

 

Came for Jets/Bills analysis,

 

that's disgusting

[jersey cubs fan]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 19m

Jets now have announced they reached agreement with S Ed Reed. He will practice with team today.

[rawaction]

Yes! This thread has become exactly what I hoped.

 

Came for Jets/Bills analysis,

 

that's disgusting

 

Not if the ANALysis is performed by Michelle Tafoya.

[CubInOK]

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter 19m

Jets now have announced they reached agreement with S Ed Reed. He will practice with team today.

that's disgusting

[pitchcs]

The Texans just paid Ed Reed like $5M to get lost; why would the Jets think this is a good idea? Reed is old and sucks.

[rawaction]

The Texans just paid Ed Reed like $5M to get lost; why would the Jets think this is a good idea? Reed is old and sucks.

I'm surprised he still wants to play. Gets the Ravens again next week though so maybe that had something to do with it.

[jersey cubs fan]

The Texans just paid Ed Reed like $5M to get lost; why would the Jets think this is a good idea? Reed is old and sucks.

I'm surprised he still wants to play. Gets the Ravens again next week though so maybe that had something to do with it.

 

It's Reed, the Ravens and Rex. Lot of ties that don't make this all that crazy.

[Warpticon]

Let's keep talking about Trent Richarson's numbers...

 

If I wanted to see him dance around before hitting the wrong hole, I'd just watch more Colts games.

[pitchcs]

Oh man, is that trade looking terrible for the Colts or what?

[imb]

at my old apartment, i assumed my roommate was asleep when I got home late from the bar. His room was right across the hall from mine. A girl I knew came over, and I guess didn't shut my bedroom door all the way, but I didn't notice it because no lights were on anywhere.

 

Anyway, she's like, reverse cowgirl I guess (maybe too much info, but pertinent), with her head down. I was kind of sitting up a little. Anyway, my roommate comes home, he'd actually been out all night. So she's bouncing her ass essentially right in my face, and suddenly I see his big frame fill the door way and just stare at us for what felt like a little too long. She never looks up at this point, so he goes into his room and shuts the door. I never told her and he never mentioned it to me.

[SpongeWorthy]

you didn't even have the common courtesy to invite him in for an Eiffel Tower?

[rawaction]

at my old apartment, i assumed my roommate was asleep when I got home late from the bar. His room was right across the hall from mine. A girl I knew came over, and I guess didn't shut my bedroom door all the way, but I didn't notice it because no lights were on anywhere.

 

Anyway, she's like, reverse cowgirl I guess (maybe too much info, but pertinent), with her head down. I was kind of sitting up a little. Anyway, my roommate comes home, he'd actually been out all night. So she's bouncing her ass essentially right in my face, and suddenly I see his big frame fill the door way and just stare at us for what felt like a little too long. She never looks up at this point, so he goes into his room and shuts the door. I never told her and he never mentioned it to me.

 

Reminds me of a story my wife's friend told us. She goes home with a guy and they are doing foreplay. He's lying on the bed, she's face down doing her thing. She knew his pimply faced roommate was home, but didn't realize the door was left slightly ajar (assumed done purposely by her guy). Well, the roommate sneaks in the room and licks her butt. She freaks out, gets dressed and leaves (so she says). She has no idea what the roommate's name is, but runs into him periodically and calls him "the ass licker".

[Cubswin11]

That was one of the worst spots I've ever seen. Luck didn't make it anywhere near the first down

[Andy]

Colts aren't going to be able to get away with taking entire halves off in the playoffs like they have in 2 of the last 3 games now.

[rawaction]

Scott Tolzien will be third Packers' starting QB in past 13 days. Before this stretch, Green Bay had only three starting QBs in 21 years.

[NOLA]

Wow. On the one hand there is this thread. On the other hand I get censored for putting up a mock Sistine Chapel/Drew Brees picture as my sig. Oh well, not my board so not my rules.

[RynoRules]

Yes! This thread has become exactly what I hoped.

 

Came for Jets/Bills analysis,

 

that's disgusting

 

Not if the ANALysis is performed by Michelle Tafoya.

 

Stolen from Mr Plinkett?

[RynoRules]

Scott Tolzien will be third Packers' starting QB in past 13 days. Before this stretch, Green Bay had only three starting QBs in 21 years.

 

But can they claim Will Fuhrer as a former starting QB? Yeah, I didn't think so.

[Sammy Sofa]

Wow. On the one hand there is this thread. On the other hand I get censored for putting up a mock Sistine Chapel/Drew Brees picture as my sig. Oh well, not my board so not my rules.

 

I'm assuming that was just because it was Drew Brees.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Wow. On the one hand there is this thread. On the other hand I get censored for putting up a mock Sistine Chapel/Drew Brees picture as my sig. Oh well, not my board so not my rules.

 

Your current signature is also stupidly sized and should be censored.