Offseason Rumors

[UMFan83]

I think this is another secret Kerry Wood signing.

Get 'em jazzed at Cubs Con.

 

What would get em jazzed at Cubs Con would be for, after announcing the line of prospects that all walk down the carpet and greet the fans. Have Pat Hughes announce in his usual smirky style. The he wants to announce the newest Chicago Cub. Let's give him a big hand. Masahiro Tanaka!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah but they already said it's not a player acquisition.

 

It's gotta either be:

1) news about TV deal

2) settling with the rooftops to begin construction for whatever they can still do or something related to rennovation

3) Clark left because his planet needed him but was killed on his way home.

[MWV]

I think this is another secret Kerry Wood signing.

Get 'em jazzed at Cubs Con.

 

What would get em jazzed at Cubs Con would be for, after announcing the line of prospects that all walk down the carpet and greet the fans. Have Pat Hughes announce in his usual smirky style. The he wants to announce the newest Chicago Cub. Let's give him a big hand. Masahiro Tanaka!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah but they already said it's not a player acquisition.

 

It's gotta either be:

1) news about TV deal

2) settling with the rooftops to begin construction for whatever they can still do or something related to rennovation

3) Clark left because his planet needed him but was killed on his way home.

Yeah, I was kidding. It doesn't shock me that they would release some big news this week, though. They'll want something positive to spin at the convention.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

Well,if true, are you pleased?

 

Yes.

[Guest]

If Kyle is pleased, then good god we better hope it's true.

[Guest]

Well,if true, are you pleased?

 

Yes.

Is it bigger than a bread box?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

[Guest]

Alright, I'll bite.

 

Kyle, as someone that has graciously allowed you to continue posting here and defending you numerous times, I hope that you would trust my discretion and share via PM.

[A New Era]

I think this is another secret Kerry Wood signing.

Get 'em jazzed at Cubs Con.

 

What would get em jazzed at Cubs Con would be for, after announcing the line of prospects that all walk down the carpet and greet the fans. Have Pat Hughes announce in his usual smirky style. The he wants to announce the newest Chicago Cub. Let's give him a big hand. Masahiro Tanaka!! WWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Yeah but they already said it's not a player acquisition.

 

It's gotta either be:

1) news about TV deal

2) settling with the rooftops to begin construction for whatever they can still do or something related to rennovation

3) Clark left because his planet needed him but was killed on his way home.

 

I realize that but if it is big news related to TV/renovation/income then they care therefore afford to budget in a huge deal for Tanaka. The coming news might not be player related, but it will lead to being able to sign expensive player.

 

Hey maybe they can beat the next highest offer by $10 mil. Put it in there if he can show up in time for the Cubs convention, an extra 10 mil baby! Hey let me go with this fantasy for tonight.

[A New Era]

Well,if true, are you pleased?

 

Yes.

Is it bigger than a bread box?

Animal, vegetable, or mineral?

 

It's better. It's all 3. Vitameatavegamin!

 

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[Cubswin11]

1) Samardzija extension

2) Beth Murphy and Tom Tunney died

3) Definite plans and set dates agreed upon for the renovations, no more threat of lawsuits, idiot aldermen, rooftop owners, etc.

4) TV deal news/extension/network created

5) Daytona is moving to the Carolina league

6) Taylor Swift concert this summer at Wrigley

[UMFan83]

If Kyle disappears forever we know what decision he made

[Guest]

1) Samardzija extension

2) Beth Murphy and Tom Tunney died

3) Definite plans and set dates agreed upon for the renovations, no more threat of lawsuits, idiot aldermen, rooftop owners, etc.

4) TV deal news/extension/network created

5) Daytona is moving to the Carolina league

6) Taylor Swift concert this summer at Wrigley

7)the Ricketts Family sold the Cubs to Mark Cuban

[Guest]

2) Beth Murphy and Tom Tunney died

I prefer:

 

Beth Murphy and Tom Tunney sex scandal where both move to foreign countries.

[Geech]

Maybe Tunney died

 

I wouldn't attend his funeral, but I would write a nice letter saying I approved of it.

[A New Era]

4) TV deal news/extension/network created

 

This makes the most sense. New mascot, new network, new renovations, new mega contract. Clark playing 2nd base.

[Cubswin11]

Have any new McDonalds buildings/lots or other franchises gone up for sale in a 2 mile radius of Wrigley in the last few months?

[jersey cubs fan]

If Kyle is pleased, then good god we better hope it's true.

Please, Kyle would be pleased if the receptionist at his therapists office smiled when he scheduled his next appointment.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

If Kyle is pleased, then good god we better hope it's true.

Please, Kyle would be pleased if the receptionist at his therapists office smiled when he scheduled his next appointment.

 

I'm thinking of asking her to go to a board game convention with me.

[Tyrant]

My guess: It's nothing.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

[expletive], it's probably that we get wet t-shirt night as a promotion in the bleachers this year.

[Derwood]

Ty messaged me what the news is, said he's waiting for second confirmation.

 

It's ... not small news at all. Definitely significant.

 

Well this is a douchey post. Why say anything if you're not going to say anything?

[Derwood]

Dallas Braden retired

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

It's obviously just a welcome celebration for Clark.

[Guest]

kyle, sorry for saying i wish you died in real life that one time.

 

can you tell us if the rumor would be good for the cubs in the immediate future? meaning it would help us either this season or next.

[Sammy Sofa]

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[ctcf]

Yawn.