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I was all excited for a new JH post but a 4 day old article I had forwarded to me by every half assed Yankees fan is disappointing to say the least.

 

Sorry to disappoint, I had to check in after scoring 1 run over an entire work week. Being surrounded by Yankees fans probably sucks but i can't imagine it's as bad as being around Cardinal fans the past 3+ years while we are actively trying to lose as many games as possible.

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I was all excited for a new JH post but a 4 day old article I had forwarded to me by every half assed Yankees fan is disappointing to say the least.

 

4 days old? That article has been written at least once each year since I can remember.

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Caked-based misspending has skyrocketed since Hendry left.

 

It wasn't misspending when Hendry was eating it all.

 

so that's why his pants budget was getting tight at the end of his tenure

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Caked-based misspending has skyrocketed since Hendry left.

 

It wasn't misspending when Hendry was eating it all.

 

Hahahahhahahahhahahahah

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Caked-based misspending has skyrocketed since Hendry left.

 

It wasn't misspending when Hendry was eating it all.

 

At least now this thread has purpose

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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.
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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.

 

[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.

 

[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

 

It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR.

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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.

 

[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

 

It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR.

 

He even went so far to make sure all of the frosting people looked like they were bowing their heads in shame.

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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.

 

[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

 

It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR.

 

If anybody was sending messages it was somebody at the Field Museum, and Ricketts was the target. Anybody notable alderman on the Field Museum board of directors?

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There are no shortcuts when eating cake. If you gobble it down, it very likely leads to nausea, making your cake eating experience far less enjoyable. Meanwhile, small, well-timed bites with a slow and steady, even calculated approach, can turn the experience into a worthwhile, memorable experience of eating.

 

[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

 

It's extremely possible that this cake is a veiled threat. Whether its a threat against the rooftops or Cubs fans, in general, Ricketts appears to certainly be indicating, via cake dumpage, that someone can't have their cake and eat it too. Master psychology, overlord of mind games, is PTR.

 

If anybody was sending messages it was somebody at the Field Museum, and Ricketts was the target. Anybody notable alderman on the Field Museum board of directors?

 

So, is this a business or baseball ops issue? Who is better equipped to interpret cake threats? I feel confident in how the Trib was ran in the past, they paid someone to do it. But was it a made up position, solely a money grab for a high ranking official?

 

Theo, on the other hand is well versed in fried chicken, via Beckett, does that translate to cake as well? Or is meat just too far out of the cake milieu? Does being a chickentist give him the proper background here? I wonder if Sveum would help us, as the overseer of Garza's shaving cream pies? Does shaving cream play a part in all of this? Do we have anyone on the team that's an alcoholic and eats shaving cream from time to time? Would that help? All I want is for the best department available to be on it. Or maybe just put EVERYONE on it, come to a group decision, and attack from there.

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i could see all the consternation if it were a portillos cake

 

or brownies. love brownies.

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[expletive] cakes; pies are infinitely better. The Cubs can't even do dessert right.

 

Dude. There are some [expletive] CAKES.

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