Bulls Offseason Thread

[ELCABALLO45]

That sound you hear is the thousands of fans jumping on the Miami Heat bandwagon.

[Flames24Rulz]

Well just sign Morrow and a couple of other guys and go to work, I guess.

[SouthSideRyan]

Those people are dumb. Pippen was an MVP candidate in the years Jordan was gone with a #2 option of Toni Kukoc or a decrepit Ron Harper. Pippen's a miserable prick, but the willingness of Bulls fans to throw him under the bus to benefit THEIR MICHAEL!!! is sad.

Reading is fundamental. That was after Pippen had already played with Jordan and been molded into a great player.

 

Haha, so only through the mere contact with the immaculate MJ did Pippen become the player that he was?

 

I'm not worthy to play with you thy MJ, only speak your name and I shall become a hall of famer.

[hawkeyecub]

Windhorst said LeBron made his first God reference in 7 years of interviews.

[Wilson A2000]

Bing commercial: "do not attempt to drive your car over the Grand Canyon" in small print

[Wilson A2000]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

[Formerly Snayke]

Where was that "never say die" attitude against Boston, LeBron? God Stuart made himself look like a fool again with these questions.

 

What's the over/under on how many losses needed until Riley forces himself back onto the bench?

 

I can't believe you would make such a comment! Pat Riley is done coaching. Erik Spoelstra is the coach now!

 

I'm disappointed nobody has hijacked Wikipedia with funny stuff about LeBron.

[Old Style]

That sound you hear is the thousands of fans jumping on the Miami Heat bandwagon.

Appropriate since LeBron grew up a "fan" of the Bulls, Cowboys, and Yankees.

[C.C.]

what a puss.

[Formerly Snayke]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

 

Yes. He plays guard for Cleveland.

[SouthSideRyan]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

 

Delonte West. He owns a delorean.

[Brian]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

 

Just today some dude is suing LeBron for like 5 million saying he is his dad. I'm not sure what the grounds for suing is, I only skimmed the article but I guess he claims Lebron and his mom sabotaged the paternity test... but how is that worth 5 million or anything?

Edited July 9, 2010 by Brian

[Old Style]

Those people are dumb. Pippen was an MVP candidate in the years Jordan was gone with a #2 option of Toni Kukoc or a decrepit Ron Harper. Pippen's a miserable prick, but the willingness of Bulls fans to throw him under the bus to benefit THEIR MICHAEL!!! is sad.

Reading is fundamental. That was after Pippen had already played with Jordan and been molded into a great player.

 

Haha, so only through the mere contact with the immaculate MJ did Pippen become the player that he was?

 

I'm not worthy to play with you thy MJ, only speak your name and I shall become a hall of famer.

So you deny that Jordan made everyone around him better players?

[Mike Aller]

For reference:

 

On CBSSportsline Cleveland has 12,072 fans, the Heat aren't in the top 10 (Denver is 10th with 5,272).

[hawkeyecub]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

 

Yes. He plays guard for Cleveland.

 

Hahaha

 

Some guy tried to claim he was his dad this week. Unfortunately he claims to have had unprotected sex with LBJ's mom when he was 29 and she was 15.

[NYCubsFan38]

For reference:

 

On CBSSportsline Cleveland has 12,072 fans, the Heat aren't in the top 10 (Denver is 10th with 5,272).

 

No worries. Miami's season tickets sold out early this morning. The only tickets left are the individual tickets for $500.

[Wilson A2000]

But seriously, who is is dad?

[Formerly Snayke]

The Knicks acquire Randolph, Azubuike and Turiaf in a sign and trade for David Lee.

[NeifiIsMyHomeBoy]

Do we know who LeBron's dad is? Is he alive?

 

Just today some dude is suing LeBron for like 5 million saying he is his dad. I'm not sure what the grounds for suing is, I only skimmed the article but I guess he claims Lebron and his mom sabotaged the paternity test... but how is that worth 5 million or anything?

 

http://legaltimes.typepad.com/files/stovell-complaint.pdf

 

Here's the link to the complaint.

 

http://www.facebook.com/leicester.stovell

 

Here's a picture of him for comparison

[Brian]

But seriously, who is is dad?

 

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-07-08/ex-sec-lawyer-says-he-s-lebron-james-father-seeks-4-million.html

[SouthSideRyan]

Those people are dumb. Pippen was an MVP candidate in the years Jordan was gone with a #2 option of Toni Kukoc or a decrepit Ron Harper. Pippen's a miserable prick, but the willingness of Bulls fans to throw him under the bus to benefit THEIR MICHAEL!!! is sad.

Reading is fundamental. That was after Pippen had already played with Jordan and been molded into a great player.

 

Haha, so only through the mere contact with the immaculate MJ did Pippen become the player that he was?

 

I'm not worthy to play with you thy MJ, only speak your name and I shall become a hall of famer.

So you deny that Jordan made everyone around him better players?

 

Including when he wasn't on the team? Yes, I'm absolutely denying this absurdity

[Wilson A2000]

So who is this ex-con that everyone thought was his dad before this? And who is his girlfriend? No one ever talks about her. Edited July 9, 2010 by Wilson A2000

[Sosa21MVP]

http://altreport.hipsterrunoff.com/2010/07/breaking-news-lebron-james-joins-indie-supergroup-animal-collective.html

[hawkeyecub]

I can't remember such a high-profile athlete completely crushing his image so quickly without a legal incident. To go along with so many general NBA fans you have guys like Simmons (who used to love him) saying he'll never like him again for creating a one-hour special to give Cleveland an eff you.

 

Spoolestra is going to "resign" to spend more time with his family by January.

[RedFlash]

I can't believe you would make such a comment! Pat Riley is done coaching. Erik Spoelstra is the coach now!

 

I'm disappointed nobody has hijacked Wikipedia with funny stuff about LeBron.

 

In the words of John McEnroe "you cannot be serious." Spoelstra's seat just got supernova hot right now, which is appropiate given the franchise's name. If Miami gets off to say........even a 5-12 record (maybe unlikely, but still in the realm of possibility) see how quickly Riley fires Spoelstra and takes control of the team. That's his M.O.