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You know it's a bad offseason when fans are rejoicing that something stayed the same rather than got worse.
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You know it's a bad offseason when fans are rejoicing that something stayed the same rather than got worse.

 

Can't get much worse then troughs.

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wtf... how much can they really be renovating if they're keeping those damn things?

 

new towel dispensers? different scent of soap?

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I don't know what's worse, the people who hate Christmas music or the people who hate troughs.

 

I don't understand what there is not to like. So much more efficient. Are people scared of seeing another weiner or something?

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Nothing quite like those restrooms after the game. Everybody walking slowly down the length of the trough while they piss.
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the website i got the pic from said it was in the clubhouse and it is what the players use. certainly could be wrong.

 

I assume that that's just the "quick access" facilities for players and umps during the game.

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the troughs are great...i can't stand waiting in line to piss.

 

Speaking of lines...couple weeks ago at Kinnick walked up the bathroom - no line outside. Good sign. Walked in - lines at every urinal and and stall.

 

Get in line, look over and notice a guy spots a mop and bucket along the far wall - goes over and starts making use of it. Not long after, a line formed FOR THE BUCKET.

 

Moral of this story is hooray troughs. If there is anything in life I love more than troughs is a good Michael McDonald Christmas song.

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Solution: Piss before the game.

 

Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten.

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Get in line, look over and notice a guy spots a mop and bucket along the far wall - goes over and starts making use of it. Not long after, a line formed FOR THE BUCKET.

 

 

:-))

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Solution: Piss before the game.

 

Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten.

 

And that's before the game starts.

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Solution: Piss before the game.

 

Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten.

 

And that's before the game starts.

 

Some people are little girly men who never trained themselves to be able to hold it. It's one of the most annoying things about my roommate. When we go out to the bars he has to go piss literally every 10 minutes while I go 1-2 times.

 

Hell every once in awhile I go a full day without pissing. :hello:

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Solution: Piss before the game.

 

Obviously you aren't aware that beer is a potent diuretic, especially when you have six to ten.

 

And that's before the game starts.

 

Some people are little girly men who never trained themselves to be able to hold it. It's one of the most annoying things about my roommate. When we go out to the bars he has to go piss literally every 10 minutes while I go 1-2 times.

 

Hell every once in awhile I go a full day without pissing. :hello:

 

ladies and gentleman, the Truffle of the urinary world.

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