7/27 Astros (Rodriguez) @ Cubs (Z!) 7:05 CSN

[Fred Hornkohl]

Soriano            AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
runners on        120   16   31    5    0    7   31   15   29  0.258  0.343  0.475  0.818  0.286  3.74  0.085  0.158
Extra Innings       9    2    1    0    0    1    1    5    2  0.111  0.429  0.444  0.873  0.000  3.21  0.317  0.000
1 out              87   16   28    6    0   10   23   11   17  0.322  0.416  0.736  1.151  0.300  3.67  0.094  0.277
Game tied         131   21   34    8    0    6   12    9   24  0.260  0.307  0.458  0.765  0.277  3.68  0.048  0.240
last 10 games      36    5   16    2    0    3    8    2    9  0.444  0.474  0.750  1.224  0.542  4.00  0.029  0.263
July               70    7   25    4    0    3    9    5   14  0.357  0.400  0.543  0.943  0.415  3.84  0.043  0.171
Home              185   26   48   10    0    4   13   16   43  0.259  0.322  0.378  0.700  0.319  4.03  0.062  0.118
Day               195   28   49    9    0    6   18   17   45  0.251  0.315  0.390  0.704  0.299  4.00  0.063  0.152
vs Right          302   46   81   17    0   16   37   22   66  0.268  0.323  0.483  0.807  0.295  3.73  0.055  0.169
vs Arias            4    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    1  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  3.50  0.000  0.000
vs. Houst          48   11   14    2    0    5    7    4    8  0.292  0.346  0.646  0.992  0.257  3.52  0.054  0.105
Mike Everitt        3    1    1    0    0    0    1    1    1  0.333  0.500  0.333  0.833  0.500  5.00  0.167  1.000

season totals     375   54   95   21    0   17   41   31   91  0.253  0.315  0.445  0.760  0.292  3.83  0.061  0.158

[Derwood]

looking for the golden sombrero

[Soul]

What, that was your pitch right there Sori.

[JonJayCutler]

LOL.

[Derwood]

only the COBS

[InconspicuousZ28]

JHC....what the hell.

[Soul]

This is just too ridiculous to even believe.

[Tryptamine]

wow, Soriano with as bad a night as possible.

[erik316wttn]

Fail.

[XZero771679666304]

And further down the rabbit hole we go....

[Sammy Sofa]

Wha-?

[Careless]

But at least he tried

[Butterscup1679666578]

wow soriano.

[Flames24Rulz]

Well they're learning from a dumbass managing the team, so this should surprise no one.

[Schwarber Fan]

at least it wasn't a DP?

[Irrelevant Dude]

This is a comedy of errors, yet somehow it isn't funny.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Soriano grounded out to third, 5-3 , Bradley to second

[chuckywang]

At least Milton is at 2nd.

[erik316wttn]

Good thing Sori didn't hurt himself running there.

[Old Style]

Well they have to walk Fox here with the pitcher due up next.

[Fred Hornkohl]

Fox                AB    R    H   2b   3b   HR  RBI   BB   SO     BA    OBP    SLG    OPS  BABIP  P/PA   IsoD   RBI%
RISP               26    3    8    2    0    3   17    2    4  0.308  0.323  0.731  1.053  0.263  3.52  0.015  0.292
Extra Innings       1    0    1    0    0    0    1    1    0  1.000  1.000  1.000  2.000  1.000  9.00  0.000  1.000
2 outs             38    3   10    3    0    3   10    4    6  0.263  0.349  0.579  0.928  0.241  4.07  0.086  0.206
Game tied          24    4    7    1    0    1    4    2    2  0.292  0.370  0.458  0.829  0.286  3.67  0.079  0.188
last 10 games      12    2    4    1    0    1    6    0    1  0.333  0.308  0.667  0.974  0.300  2.92 -0.026  0.455
July               39    6   12    3    0    3   10    2    3  0.308  0.349  0.615  0.964  0.273  3.81  0.041  0.304
Home               44    5   12    4    0    2    9    3    6  0.273  0.327  0.500  0.827  0.278  3.92  0.054  0.241
Day                57    9   20    7    0    4   18    3    5  0.351  0.381  0.684  1.065  0.333  3.60  0.030  0.350
vs Right           66    9   22    4    0    4   12    4    9  0.333  0.375  0.576  0.951  0.340  3.71  0.042  0.222
vs Arias            0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.00  0.000  0.000
vs. Houst           1    0    1    1    0    0    0    0    0  1.000  1.000  2.000  3.000  1.000  4.00  0.000  0.000
Mike Everitt        0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0    0  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.000  0.00  0.000  0.000

season totals      92   11   29    8    0    5   20    5   11  0.315  0.353  0.565  0.918  0.316  3.69  0.038  0.250

[Coach C]

Basehit.

 

Please.

 

Right [expletive] now.

[chasinf5s]

i know why i dont watch many games nowadays, they anger me so greatly

[Derwood]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Soriano is not a smart guy

[Sammy Sofa]

Just let Marshall hit.