5/16 Astros (Oswalt) @ Cubs (Wells) 12:05 CSN

[E.J.]

Heilman is really good at walking people.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Die Heilman. Die slow.

[Andy]

WHY IN GOD'S NAME DO YOU WALK BOURN IN FRONT OF BERKMAN

 

WHY DO WE ALWAYS DO THIS

[TruffleShuffle]

just terrific work there heilman.

[badger1679666666]

Let's play guess who's line this is:

 

18.2 IP, 10H, 2BB, 16K, 1.45 ERA.

[crowes74]

Yea Heilman, lets walk this punch and judy hitter Bourne to get to Berkman

 

you asked for it.

 

this is making me sick

[Keener98]

Sooo, if Marshall pitches today, I wonder who starts Tuesday now?

 

 

Lilly's pitching Tuesday. Marshall wasn't supposed to pitch until Thursday so he'd still be on full rest if he was to go today.

 

Ahh ok Tuesday, Thursday whats the difference? :D

[E.J.]

Gregg and Heilman sure know how to ruin a perfectly good game.

[cubswin2009]

Why not allow Aaron Miles to pitch? He can't be much worse than Gregg or Heilman.

[Andy]

I swear, we are the only team in baseball stupid enough to CONSISTENTLY walk crappy hitters directly in front of the other team's BEST HITTERS. We do this all the time!!!

[Little Slide Rooter]

Let's play guess who's line this is:

 

18.2 IP, 10H, 2BB, 16K, 1.45 ERA.

 

Im going to guess the guy on your avatar.

[Keener98]

Heilman is really good at walking people.

 

Thats the only thing he is good at.

[Little Slide Rooter]

Why not allow Aaron Miles to pitch? He can't be much worse than Gregg or Heilman.

 

Thats like saying he couldnt be any more of a jerk than Hitler.

[sweetpeteman]

Let's play guess who's line this is:

 

18.2 IP, 10H, 2BB, 16K, 1.45 ERA.

 

Im going to guess the guy on your avatar.

 

 

No, he has an ERA of 6.

[CubbieBum]

Okay get one more out you stupid bum idiot.

 

Hey I take offense to the use of bum in your post.

 

lol

 

At least I didn't evoke the name of your favorite Purdue player. :hello:

 

He's not actually my favorite. JJ is.

[Sammy Sofa]

I swear, we are the only team in baseball stupid enough to CONSISTENTLY walk crappy hitters directly in front of the other team's BEST HITTERS. We do this all the time!!!

 

Your blog on this is going to be fierce.

[badger1679666666]

Let's play guess who's line this is:

 

18.2 IP, 10H, 2BB, 16K, 1.45 ERA.

 

Im going to guess the guy on your avatar.

 

Actually no. It's Wuertz.

[CyHawk_Cub]

Let's play guess who's line this is:

 

18.2 IP, 10H, 2BB, 16K, 1.45 ERA.

 

Im going to guess the guy on your avatar.

 

Yeah, but the guy in his avatar costs, what, 4 Aaron Miles?

[E.J.]

Where would we be if we hadn't traded for Heilman and Gregg? Probably better off, that's where.

[E.J.]

Throw strikes.

[cubswin2009]

STRIKES?

[Keener98]

Marshall going to walk in a run lol

[Hall7810]

Strike throwing machines--these guys

[Andy]

Win this freaking game, please.

[E.J.]

Phew. Okay, let's win this in walkoff fashion.