College Football 2009 Thread

[snoodmonger]

so you joined a Cubs message board to make 10 posts about Kansas athletics?

I haven't just posted about KU.

 

 

in the future, please restrict your posting to something people care about, like a running play-by-play of your college football video game or detailed breakdown of your custom player on MLB the Show.

[Transmogrified Tiger]

so you joined a Cubs message board to make 10 posts about Kansas athletics?

I haven't just posted about KU.

 

This is true, you've also posted about the Royals.

[Derwood]

so you joined a Cubs message board to make 10 posts about Kansas athletics?

I haven't just posted about KU.

 

 

in the future, please restrict your posting to something people care about, like a running play-by-play of your college football video game or detailed breakdown of your custom player on MLB the Show.

 

your coach is fat

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Do I need to post a pic of what a real trophy looks like?

 

From 2003

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0519/ncf_ap_lsu_bcs2003_600.jpg

 

and from 2007

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/01/bcs-championship.JPG

 

That other one is just weak.

[Butterscup1679666578]

How much did those cost?

[reds44]

The guy posting pictures of meaningless KU trophies is an even worse poster than I am.

[High Mileage]

The guy posting pictures of meaningless KU trophies is an even worse poster than I am.

I posted it because it was a victory over a Big Eleven school...

[reds44]

Woohoo!

[snoodmonger]

The guy posting pictures of meaningless KU trophies is an even worse poster than I am.

 

you grossly underestimate how much you suck

[High Mileage]

Misery>Northwestern

Kansas>Minnesota

Texas>Ohio State

 

Big XII>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Big Eleven

[reds44]

Who cares?

[reds44]

The guy posting pictures of meaningless KU trophies is an even worse poster than I am.

 

you grossly underestimate how much you suck

Oh no I'm not, and I'm not this bad.

[XZero771679666304]

Do I need to post a pic of what a real trophy looks like?

 

From 2003

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0519/ncf_ap_lsu_bcs2003_600.jpg

 

and from 2007

http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/01/bcs-championship.JPG

 

That other one is just weak.

 

To be honest, it looks like something your grandmother keeps in the hutch until it is time to serve a holiday beverage from it.

 

A trophy? Not so much.

[WreckingMachine]

Flashback to John L Smith meltdowns.

 

 

http://www.msu.edu/~huizing7/slapjls.gif

 

 

[Magnetic Curses]

this guy's gonna be here a long time.

[snoodmonger]

Got this story from a different board:

ZEBRA ATTACK

 

PITTSBURG, Kan. | Pittsburg State football player Joe Windscheffel has lost his chance to play this season after an encounter with a zebra on a farm near Lawrence.

 

Windscheffel, a 6-foot-2, 225-pound linebacker/safety from Smith Center, recently had to move three female and a male zebra to paint a fence along a pasture line.

 

But the male charged him, bit his arm and would not let go. The animal was dragging Windscheffel by his arm when two of his fellow farm hands finally freed him.

 

Windscheffel says the attack was completely unprovoked.

 

He was left with a compound fracture on his forearm that required a plate and six pins. That means Windscheffel — who redshirted last season because of an Achilles injury — won't be able to play for the Gorillas this season.

[OleMissCub]

Some uncomfortable/funny audio, but at the Media Day today Tebow admitted he was a virgin after being asked by a reporter whether he is "saving himself for marriage".

 

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

 

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

 

This is unfortunate news for Meph.

[RedFlash]

Some uncomfortable/funny audio, but at the Media Day today Tebow admitted he was a virgin after being asked by a reporter whether he is "saving himself for marriage".

 

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

 

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

 

This is unfortunate news for Meph.

 

No way, man. Tebow is "saving himself" for Erin Andrews, he is simply bidding his time because he doesn't want to become the Tony Romo of college football.

[SpongeWorthy]

Some uncomfortable/funny audio, but at the Media Day today Tebow admitted he was a virgin after being asked by a reporter whether he is "saving himself for marriage".

 

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

 

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

 

This is unfortunate news for Meph.

 

Boy, is he going to regret that in a few years--especially if he washes out in the pros. Passing up all the tail you could possibly want at a school like Florida is insanity.

 

Although I don' really believe he's a virgin to begin with.

[SouthSideRyan]

He's lying guys.

[shnsajax]

Some uncomfortable/funny audio, but at the Media Day today Tebow admitted he was a virgin after being asked by a reporter whether he is "saving himself for marriage".

 

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

 

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

 

This is unfortunate news for Meph.

 

He didn't say anything about anal virginity.

[apete6]

Some uncomfortable/funny audio, but at the Media Day today Tebow admitted he was a virgin after being asked by a reporter whether he is "saving himself for marriage".

 

http://ncaafootball.fanhouse.com/2009/07/23/tim-tebow-says-hes-still-a-virgin-saving-himself-for-marriage/

 

Cue the angels, strike up the harps, let halos drop from the Heavens while birds chirp. F. Scott Fitzgerald once said, "The rich aren't like you and me." We've all suspected it before, but now we have even further evidence: Tim Tebow isn't like you and me. He's better than you and he's better than me. And I'll be damned if even me, as big of a Tennessee fan as exists on Earth, can even root against him. I'll write more on this later, but right now listen to the audio and marvel. Tim Tebow is superhuman in every way.

 

This is unfortunate news for Meph.

 

He didn't say anything about anal virginity.

 

Winner

[ConstableRabbit]

How much did those cost?

The trophies or the players? :D

[ELCABALLO45]

Steve Spurrier didn't vote for Tim Tebow 1st team all SEC.

 

ESPN needed to let us all know that. Go on with your life.

[Guest]

Steve Spurrier, you're my new hero.