Cub prospects in the news

[Guest]

fight fight fight fight?

[jersey cubs fan]

fight fight fight fight?

 

the question mark really takes the fun out of it.

[Clem Fandango]

http://i.imgur.com/RJ5vi.gif

[Guest]

@CarrieMuskat: Soler making progress at AZ. Theo says they have re-programed his posture, muscle distribution. Hope to prevent other injuries. #Cubs

[NOLA]

@CarrieMuskat: Soler making progress at AZ. Theo says they have re-programed his posture, muscle distribution. Hope to prevent other injuries. #Cubs

I guess that's good news. So is he part cyborg now?

[Guest]

that is hilarious

[Sammy Sofa]

Oh, that's all you have to do? Good to know.

 

Pretty sure there's some kind of pool to see who can get Muskat to print the most ridiculous non-story.

[Guest]

i'm serously lmao right now

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

@CarrieMuskat: Theo says they have re-programed his posture, muscle distribution.

http://i.imgur.com/1k5j3dF.gif

[Guest]

Carrie was able to flesh that tweet into multiple paragraphs:

 

Top prospect Jorge Soler has been limited to 10 games in the Minor Leagues this season, but the Cubs feel they may have found a solution to the outfielder’s leg problems. Soler, who hit a home run Thursday playing for the Arizona Rookie League team, underwent a full body assessment that included a study of his anatomy and biomechanics. He has been limited because of hamstring issues in both legs, and the problem may be related to his posture and the muscle distribution on his body.

 

Theo Epstein said the injuries have been more of a “freak” thing and that the medical staff did a thorough evaluation of Soler.

 

Soler began the season at Double-A Tennessee but hurt his hamstring in his first game. In three games with the Rookie League team, he’s 5-for-10. The plan is to get the outfielder back with the Smokies this year, Epstein said.

 

http://muskat.mlblogs.com/2014/06/27/627-jorge-soler-update-2/

[Tangled Up in Plaid]

are they referring to his running posture or just his posture in general, because if it's the latter, that's weird.

[treebird]

how can the injuries be both a freak thing and related to stuff as fundamental as posture (running or otherwise)?

[MWV]

Maybe they got Soler one of those posture correcting chairs.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/9K4xEPpI9pcyu4angtD80mGRo1_500.jpg

[jersey cubs fan]

how can the injuries be both a freak thing and related to stuff as fundamental as posture (running or otherwise)?

 

because he runs like a freak

[A New Era]

are they referring to his running posture or just his posture in general, because if it's the latter, that's weird.

 

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/1804/Lucy5.JPG

[Guest]

@CEdwardsSBS: Threw today I'm back no pain brand new arm ready to get back

[jersey cubs fan]

@CEdwardsSBS: Threw today I'm back no pain brand new arm ready to get back

Cubs are all about replacing body parts

[SouthSideRyan]

@CEdwardsSBS: Threw today I'm back no pain brand new arm ready to get back

Cubs are all about replacing body parts

 

If the payrolls have been low in order to build cyborg parts I can accept it

[Fro]

http://www.indystar.com/story/sports/college/indiana/2014/06/27/kyle-schwarber-kane-county-cougars-chicago-cubs-top-prospects/11452037/

 

Schwarber article today from the Indianapolis Star

[Guest]

Andrew McKirahan and his sub-1 ERA finally promoted to Tennessee.

[jersey cubs fan]

Schwarber's new nickname is Jack Handey.

 

Kyle Schwarber ‏@kschwarb12 32m

Baseball is filled of failures but the little success and the love for the game you have is what brings you back

[treebird]

Schwarber's new nickname is Jack Handey.

 

Kyle Schwarber ‏@kschwarb12 32m

Baseball is filled of failures but the little success and the love for the game you have is what brings you back

 

god these guys are idiots

[rawaction]

Schwarber's new nickname is Jack Handey.

 

Kyle Schwarber ‏@kschwarb12 32m

Baseball is filled of failures but the little success and the love for the game you have is what brings you back

 

I think it's brilliant. He must have had a really strong college education.

[SouthSideRyan]

Schwarber's new nickname is Jack Handey.

 

Kyle Schwarber ‏@kschwarb12 32m

Baseball is filled of failures but the little success and the love for the game you have is what brings you back

 

god these guys are idiots

 

I seen that tweet 20 minutes ago, and still can't figure it out.

[imb]

is that a word jumble