North Dakota or Death

[E.J.]

Curling is awesome. I'll pick ND for just that reason.

[vance_the_cubs_fan]

Do I get to go to heaven when I die, because if so I choose death. If I'm going to hell, I guess North Dakota is slightly better than that. If it's pergatory, I think pergatory is preferable to North Dakota.

[bcl412]

I was going to make some jokes that made fun of North Dakota but then I realized that I was from Iowa.

[Tracer Bullet]

I was going to make some jokes that made fun of North Dakota but then I realized that I was from Iowa.

 

Truf may be over the top with the N Dakota stuff, but let's get serious. Iowa is one of the most underrated states in the union.

[manbearcub]

I was going to make some jokes that made fun of North Dakota but then I realized that I was from Iowa.

 

Truf may be over the top with the N Dakota stuff, but let's get serious. Iowa is one of the most underrated states in the union.

ehhh...only the eastern side, maybe.

[bcl412]

I was going to make some jokes that made fun of North Dakota but then I realized that I was from Iowa.

 

Truf may be over the top with the N Dakota stuff, but let's get serious. Iowa is one of the most underrated states in the union.

ehhh...only the eastern side, maybe.

 

Iowa City is pretty good, Davenport has the river and that's about it, Cedar Rapids is a dump (that's pre-flood, it's worse now for obvious reasons) and Des Moines is the most boring "big" city I've been to.

 

The Field of Dreams is cool though.

[XZero771679666304]

I was going to make some jokes that made fun of North Dakota but then I realized that I was from Iowa.

 

Truf may be over the top with the N Dakota stuff, but let's get serious. Iowa is one of the most underrated states in the union.

ehhh...only the eastern side, maybe.

 

Iowa City is pretty good, Davenport has the river and that's about it, Cedar Rapids is a dump (that's pre-flood, it's worse now for obvious reasons) and Des Moines is the most boring "big" city I've been to.

 

The Field of Dreams is cool though.

 

I'd much rather live in CR than Des Moines (calling DM a "big city" is kind of funny). It's not aesthetically pleasing, but where in Iowa really is? IMO, CR is easily the second best city to live in, if you must live in Iowa.

 

And all of the cities along the Mississippi suck. Hard. Outside of the Linn/Johnson County area, the state is utterly worthless. It might as well be Nebraska, and that is not a good thing.

[Ding Dong Johnson]

And all of the cities along the Mississippi suck. Hard. Outside of the Linn/Johnson County area, the state is utterly worthless. It might as well be Nebraska, and that is not a good thing.

northeast Iowa is good for some scenery on a fall day, but be sure to leave before dark for fear of being bored to death

[Hairyducked Idiot]

N.D. 26, Death 20.

 

Suck it, haters.

[dew1679666265]

N.D. 26, Death 20.

 

Suck it, haters.

 

Is the weather cold enough up there yet that living in ND could lead to death?

[cubweiser03]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

This plus the curling. I want to learn how to curl.

Think about it, average looking men in the rest of the country are like Brad Pitt in ND. Lots ops for good women id imagine.

Hell if i hated it i could still blow my brains out after trying it.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

This plus the curling. I want to learn how to curl.

Think about it, average looking men in the rest of the country are like Brad Pitt in ND. Lots ops for good women id imagine.

Hell if i hated it i could still blow my brains out after trying it.

 

Curling is *awesome*.

 

I hit the most epic shot in my league game last night. Three rocks guarding the middle and left half of the house and one opponent's rock in the house on the right, just inside the eight-foot line and right on the tee line.

 

My rock starts out down the middle, does a perfect three-and-a-half rotations and curls right into the inside of the right-side rock, clearing it out and knocking mine straight onto the button behind the three guards.

 

It was like when you hit that perfect, beautiful strike in bowling and wonder why you can't do that every time.

[TruffleShuffle]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

This plus the curling. I want to learn how to curl.

Think about it, average looking men in the rest of the country are like Brad Pitt in ND. Lots ops for good women id imagine.

Hell if i hated it i could still blow my brains out after trying it.

 

yeah but average looking women are also angelina jolie in ND.

[jersey cubs fan]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

This plus the curling. I want to learn how to curl.

Think about it, average looking men in the rest of the country are like Brad Pitt in ND. Lots ops for good women id imagine.

Hell if i hated it i could still blow my brains out after trying it.

 

yeah but average looking women are also angelina jolie in ND.

 

If I can convince myself I'm with Angelina Jolie*, all the better.

 

 

 

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

People are attracted to her in the same way that some people think a Big Mac is the ultimate food experience.

[TruffleShuffle]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

This plus the curling. I want to learn how to curl.

Think about it, average looking men in the rest of the country are like Brad Pitt in ND. Lots ops for good women id imagine.

Hell if i hated it i could still blow my brains out after trying it.

 

yeah but average looking women are also angelina jolie in ND.

 

If I can convince myself I'm with Angelina Jolie*, all the better.

 

 

 

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

with BJ lips

[dew1679666265]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

[XZero771679666304]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

 

Angelina was pretty damn hot back in the Hackers-Gia days. It's been downhill since.

 

I think it's the hot girl gets really famous and thinks she has to become a skeleton phenomena.

[jersey cubs fan]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

 

I don't know, but when she first hit it big, there were all these weird stories about her relationship with her brother. They'd apparantly kiss somewhat passionately, and there were incestuous stories. I was kidding a bit, but it's still part of her skanky persona.

[dew1679666265]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

 

Angelina was pretty damn hot back in the Hackers-Gia days. It's been downhill since.

 

I think it's the hot girl gets really famous and thinks she has to become a skeleton phenomena.

 

I don't even remember those days for her.

 

All I can think of are her current Skeletor days.

[dew1679666265]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

 

I don't know, but when she first hit it big, there were all these weird stories about her relationship with her brother. They'd apparantly kiss somewhat passionately, and there were incestuous stories. I was kidding a bit, but it's still part of her skanky persona.

 

Yeah, that does nothing but make me less interested in her.

[cubbinalltheway]

why do north dakota and south dakota even exist? i mean, do they really have to be two states? cant we just call the area dakota?

[Hairyducked Idiot]

why do north dakota and south dakota even exist? i mean, do they really have to be two states? cant we just call the area dakota?

 

North Dakota is the Dakota that wishes it were Canadian.

[bcl412]

why do north dakota and south dakota even exist? i mean, do they really have to be two states? cant we just call the area dakota?

 

North Dakota is the Dakota that wishes it were Canadian.

 

I can see that.

[ConstableRabbit]

*Actually, I never understood the infatuation Jolie. She's not that hot and has been with her brother and Billy Bob Thornton. Take away the fame and she's just a skinny chick.

 

I've actually tried to figure it out myself. She's not very attractive and is pretty much just skin and bones.

 

And who's her brother?

 

I don't know, but when she first hit it big, there were all these weird stories about her relationship with her brother. They'd apparantly kiss somewhat passionately, and there were incestuous stories. I was kidding a bit, but it's still part of her skanky persona.

I always thought that was blown out of proportion when she closed-mouth kissed her brother on the lips at an awards show. The fact that he looks just like her creeps me out more than anything...

 

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