North Dakota or Death

[TruffleShuffle]

Say you woke up one day and were given two choices. You will either die tomorrow, or will have to spend every minute for the rest of your existence in north dakota. Which do you choose?

[Ding Dong Johnson]

as appealing as death may sound, I think I'd give the ugly Dakota twin a chance

[UMFan83]

How the hell did this board become so obsessed with freaking North Dakota?

[TruffleShuffle]

How the hell did this board become so obsessed with freaking North Dakota?

 

shut up and vote

[Tracer Bullet]

I'm sure there have been worse polls, but I can't think of any.

[TruffleShuffle]

I'm sure there have been worse polls, but I can't think of any.

 

shut up and vote

[dew1679666265]

I wanted an 'other' option, but since there wasn't one, I went with North Dakota to piss off Truffle.

[jersey cubs fan]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

[CubinNY]

Parts of North Dakota are stunningly beautiful.

[javy knows my name]

you can still get directv, beer, steak and sex (I assume) in ND, right?

 

Ja, but it's only with funny-lookin ones

[Ding Dong Johnson]

funny lookin how?

[javy knows my name]

just funny-lookin...more'n most people, even

[Banedon]

I bet the cost of living is cheap in ND. I'll go with ND.

[TruffleShuffle]

I bet the cost of living is cheap in ND. I'll go with ND.

 

once you get past the up-front costs, it's really cheap to be dead.

[Banedon]

I bet the cost of living is cheap in ND. I'll go with ND.

 

once you get past the up-front costs, it's really cheap to be dead.

 

It's called cost of living for a reason.

[Banedon]

BTW...full disclosure here....I did formerly live in Idaho. Not as rough of winters, but still.

[manbearcub]

This poll is redundant.

[NCCubFan]

A more interesting question would be whether you'd be willing to live in North Dakota for a year if that guaranteed a Cubs World Championship.

[dew1679666265]

BTW...full disclosure here....I did formerly live in Idaho. Not as rough of winters, but still.

 

I'd almost certainly take ND over Idaho, in all honesty.

[rawaction]

Trick question! They are the same thing!

[Butterscup1679666578]

A more interesting question would be whether you'd be willing to live in North Dakota for a year if that guaranteed a Cubs World Championship.

 

Who wouldn't do that? I'd live anywhere for a Cubs WS.

 

Of course, they might not have TVs in ND. I see your point now.

[javy knows my name]

A more interesting question would be whether you'd be willing to live in North Dakota for a year if that guaranteed a Cubs World Championship.

 

Who wouldn't do that? I'd live anywhere for a Cubs WS.

 

Of course, they might not have TVs in ND. I see your point now.

 

I would not live in Burma for a year if it meant a Cubs WS win. I would certainly live in ND.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

North Dakota is amazing.

 

I just keep laughing at all you suckers who don't enjoy curling and CBC radio.

[TruffleShuffle]

North Dakota is amazing.

 

I just keep laughing at all you suckers who don't enjoy curling and CBC radio.

 

don't buy it, he voted death.

[Hairyducked Idiot]

North Dakota is amazing.

 

I just keep laughing at all you suckers who don't enjoy curling and CBC radio.

 

don't buy it, he voted death.

 

It didn't specify that you must be choosing for yourself.

 

 

ETA: Never mind, it does, I didn't really read the whole thing.